All things considering, I think that my pregnancy is actually going very well. I haven't had any complications yet, the morning sickness was mostly nonexistent (except for that one time I also had to take antibiotics for a foot infection, in which case the less said about that the better), and except for the exhaustion and normal aches and pains, I ( Read more... )

I hate pregnancy-related insomnia. I'm already flipping tired from creating a human being (on one hand, I'm barely doing anything except eating and working; on the other hand, it's really quite exhausting), but just give me the sleep to get by the next day.

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Or your editors; I'm not too picky about who I complain ( Read more... )

Well, that's the second time this year I've had to go on antibiotics. (I like antibiotics. Let it be known to all crunchy all-natural granola people out there that there's only so much tea tree oil and garlic is going to do for you.) Apparently, I got MRSA in my cheek. I'd've preferred it to be anywhere but my face, but I guess I don't get to pick ( Read more... )

The reason Senjuu Tobirama created the Edo Tensai jutsu was so that he was vindictive enough to bring back his enemies and kill them all over again.

(I CONTINUE TO DENY TO MY DYING BREATH THAT HASHIMOTO HAS ADDED ZOMBIES TO HIS NINJA STORY. BUT MUCH WILL BE FORGIVEN IF HE ADDS IN PIRATES.)

So far, the story is up to 60 thousand words in less than a month. Oh, and I also managed to crochet a hat and half a baby blanket. >:D

I'm having so much fun with the fic - well, except for the graphic child prostitution scenes, because those things were damn hard to write ( Read more... )

What does it say about one's self-esteem when you look at a story that you wrote more than ten years ago and think, A bit rough in places, but damn, this is good. Yup; I'm brilliant. :D

/has spent the last three hours reading A Gutter Rat's Tale and That Which James Witnessed, since someone favorited it today.

/wishes someone else would write

So, I guess I should say that I haven't died. To be fair, I do work with clients who have indeed died and lived to talk about it. One even woke up on a slab in the morgue, saying, "Where are my clothes?" To which I replied (after he told me about this), "Well, you came into this world naked the first time anyway. Seems rather apropos, doesn't it ( Read more... )

My project tonight started out with a very simple thought. "I want my beany salad for lunch tomorrow." Of course, a simple thought also needs to be practical. "I need to make room in the fridge for my beany salad ( Read more... )