Jun 18, 2012 22:59
My project tonight started out with a very simple thought. "I want my beany salad for lunch tomorrow." Of course, a simple thought also needs to be practical. "I need to make room in the fridge for my beany salad."
This led me to my next course of action: I either clean out the fridge or contact NASA to take away this reservoir filled with alien life forms.
I reconciled with the alien life forms and we all agreed that they could live a better life in the sewer system, so the fridge got a fresh scrubbing.
Speaking of reconciliation - I have come to the conclusion that any food in my fridge that has lasted a good four years without going bad is a very good reason to strongly reconsider my dietary choices.
And, finally, this is what happens when cheese goes bad. It goes *really* bad. Like uncensored, bold and daring, rated XXX, bad.
All this because I really wanted my beany salad. :(