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Dear Carly Fiorina,

I have no desire to see you screw over California the way you screwed over HP. There are quite a few of us who remember how much damage you did there.

I hope Tom Campbell kicks your idiotic ass.

With much loathing,

Hawk

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Dear Firefox,

If I can't tell what tab is the active one, then you've made the look of your tabs too minimal.

Now I have to go & download a third party theme to make the browser usable.

Thanks!

No love,

Hawk

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Dear homeless guy reeking of booze ( Read more... )

Dear Headache,

Please go away and stop making me nauseous. I've already taken tylenol, have my music on low, and am not moving fast. What more do you want from me?!?!

No love,

Hawk

Dear "journalist" from NPR this morning whose name I did not catch,

Michelle Obama is not strong because she supports her husband. Because Michelle Obama is strong, she supports her husband.

Do not denigrate her achievements.

With annoyance,

Hawk