"Dear" IRS robocall scam people ( Read more... )

Dear right foot,

I gave you the Tylenol. I gave you the aspirin. I gave you ice, heat, and my cane. I can't give you the narcotics yet. I know you're pissed that I made you walk 1.5 miles today, but get over it already! We both know that you just hurt to hurt and that the walking isn't bad for you. So will you just shut up and let me get my ( Read more... )

Dear Rep King,

I read your remarks earlier in the week regarding 'I don't understand how Jews in America can be Democrats first and Jewish second'.

That's okay. Many people don't understand how Republican's can decry the Senate Democrats refusing to pass a bill to help victims of human trafficking because of the anti-abortion Hyde Amendment in ( Read more... )

Dear LinkedIn,

Thank you for suggesting that I might want to connect with the ex-coworker who physically threatened me. I know you have a "no" button for the connection page. Do you have a "never, not even if I would never be able to earn money again" button that I can click instead?

No love,

Hawk


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Dear (female) Williams-Sonoma cashier:


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Dear Ginny Thomas,

When one states ...extending an olive branch to her after all these years..., it's usually because the person extending the branch did something that needed apologizing for. You extend the "olive branch" to Anita Hill by leaving her a voicemail that said:

...I would love you to consider an apology sometime and some full ( Read more... )

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