[Inmate Filter]

[There's silence as West tries to form a sentence. When he speaks, his voice is very tight and clipped.]

...

Do you all enjoy living like animals?

[He lets out a breath, about to say something else, THEN TURNS OFF THE COMMUNICATOR IN DISGUST.]

[OOC: AND HERE'S WEST'S RESPONSE TO THE SHOWER MESS. I may be slow tagging tonight ( Read more... )

I suppose turning off communications for a fortnight is as close as one can come to a holiday around here. I trust you'll forgive me for falling off the face of the, ah, Barge. After spending two years in this place, I felt a break was long overdue ( Read more... )

lol i no rite? these kids r dum.

[OOC: NO, WEST WILL NOT BE TYPING LIKE THIS ALL FLOOD. I figure he was in a conversation with another counselor and fail!texted this response to the general public. ALL FURTHER RESPONSES WILL BE VOICE FROM HERE ON OUT. And if you want to be the counselor he was texting, go ahead.]

[Annnnd on the screen appears a very posh, British Dr. Horrible. Wearing camo.]

I don't know why I'm even bothering to ask, since you lot weren't particularly helpful before, but I would like to know something:

Why are there no less than three men with my face? [Pause, he sees a Claude post.] Ah. Four. And why, when I look in the mirror, do ( Read more... )

[We interrupt your screaming and indignant rage with a very polished English voice ( Read more... )

[Major West, all things considers, sounds remarkably calm and in charge ( Read more... )

What separates man and Infected? The Infected were... they were ordinary men and women. Nothing special at all about them, no reason why they should have been more susceptible to the virus than those of us who did not contract it. Biologically, in fact, the Infected were the same as us. We have the same needs. Our drives... our fundamental ( Read more... )

I require tea.

With extra sugar. [SCANDAL! Everybody knows Major West prefers his tea unsweetened.]

And a biscuit. Why aren't there any more biscuits?

Just let me into the kitchen! I'm a grown man! In the army!

[OOC: god I hate writing kids :C]

[BARGE NETWORK]How nice. I've just encountered what's likely the one civilisation in the universe where the children are trained to hate and fear the sight of me. Billy, I trust you feel honoured, now, to have been so well acquainted with 'the bad doctor' and come out alive. You see, apparently, I come into houses at night and whisk disobedient ( Read more... )

[West sounds ANGRY. When West is angry, his voice gets scary and authoritative. HAVE FUN:]

What the fuck is wrong with the lot of you? You have no fucking respect for where your food comes from; none at all! Like a pack of wild children...

[Filtered to KITCHEN STAFF... minus Rube, because he wouldn't approve :c]I've had it with their ( Read more... )