[BACKDATED: No later than 12 hours after Billy went to Clapet.][West is standing there, clad in one of Billy's hoodies, because hey, they're like the exact same size and why date somebody if you're not going to steal their clothes? Anyway, he has a comatose ferret in the crook of his arm. He's in the kitchen, so it's presumably reasonably enough ( Read more... )

[Annnnd on the screen appears a very posh, British Dr. Horrible. Wearing camo.]

I don't know why I'm even bothering to ask, since you lot weren't particularly helpful before, but I would like to know something:

Why are there no less than three men with my face? [Pause, he sees a Claude post.] Ah. Four. And why, when I look in the mirror, do ( Read more... )

[Major West, all things considers, sounds remarkably calm and in charge ( Read more... )

I'm really looking forward to this port. Earth, normal Earth, and nearly a decade into the future, at that. I'd been on holiday to New York once before, but it'll be nice to see it again, on an Earth that presumably didn't end in 2001. Of course, I'm still holding out hope that one day, perhaps, we'll be able to stop in England ( Read more... )

[Private to Billy]
Billy, Morgan and Rube wish for us to act as spokesmen for homosexuality.

[OOC: Reference to this and this. Why, yes, West's hoping to phrase it this way to get Billy to say no, so he can shrug and go "OH WELL I TRIED" to Morgan]

Look, I understand that there is a lockdown occurring right now, and I realise that given my history, you may think to check our cabin, but...

...

I would really appreciate it if you skipped over Billy's and my room entirely, if you please. I'll answer any questions you have with complete honesty.

[OOC: SO before I posted the lockdown? I kinda ( Read more... )

[Private to Billy]

Tomorrow is--

Things have the potential to go very, very wrong.

[For other rioters: what follows is each of your individual assignments, all locked to one-on-one private filters, so even other rioters don't know what's going on. Each rioter will also be given the correct time and meeting place for them to make their stand-- ( Read more... )

[Private to Billy]
It has come to my attention that--

...

[There is a long pause before he hurriedly writes out]

I'm not too thin, am I?

[OOC: THANKS A LOT, LIBBY!

And no, West isn't anorexic, he's just skinny-- but now the IDEA is in his head]

Has Billy suffered from a massive stroke in my absence, or did we gain a second one?

[OOC: SO West came back, decided that life's too short (or afterlife or WHATEVER) because he went somewhere shitty during his absence, and decided to just man up and kiss Billy. After six+ months of sexual tension ( Read more... )

All things considered, I really enjoyed that port. I believe it's our first without a casualty, horrible curse, great disaster... etc.

But I honestly can't believe that I took a ride on a unicorn.

Congratulations, we've all managed to overcome our innate desires to kill and destroy for one entire week.

[Private to Billy]I've decided to return ( Read more... )