i have been keeping spreadsheets of movies i've watched for years now. thank you. goddamn that entry from my 20th birthday is a blast from the past. keep up the good work, mario.
the last time i pissed myself, i was dreaming that i was in my old grade school and i had to take a piss. in one reality i was pissing in a urinal. in another, i was pissing in my bed.
fuck! i lied. i am giggling so much reading this and then rushing down here to type.
the last time i pissed myself, i was on tour and sleeping in an apartment in chicago. i had to put a pillow underneath my hip as i was sleeping on hardwood floor. when i woke up, i had pissed through my pants and all over the pillow. in a bizarre stroke of luck, i realized the dryer was in the bathroom with the shower. so i took a long shower and dried my pants, which i continued wearing for a few days afterward.
as far as disposing the pillow went, i remembered on my way into the apartment there was a mattress outside of the apartment, laying in the street. i smuggled the pillow out of the dwelling and down the stairs, then plopped it on top of the mattress to create a perfect garbage scene of things that people sleep with and also cover in piss
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my lawyer s modus operandi is to decrease expectationslostcosmonautJanuary 22 2010, 13:18:02 UTC
it's Raymond Carver, isn't it, Jamez -- but den ah'm not well-read, so when somebody say "simple" he's practically th only one what come to mind ... Anyhow thank you, it was v. satisfying getting this out of my system; th other web sites ah been test-driving have been fun + educational but not personally satisfying
I think you should have more children; th world needmore of you
c sharp d a g sharpodobenidaeJanuary 22 2010, 16:51:23 UTC
From where did you acquire all these pictures? One of the "calling few to the detriment of my peace of mind" projects with which I've busied my mind recently has been SCANNING. Found a bunch of slide carousels full of old fashions, toys and Instamatic colors in an elementary school's trash bin. Other times, other cars, location-less backyards, current-again glasses frames, different poses & moods & hopes.
You are a lucky man with the missus' people merely liking Glenn Beck. My former F-I-L was probably in the KKK in Texas. Anyone hailing from anyplace north of Dallas was considered a "Yankee".
The inquisition probably went something like this:
F-I-L: "Whut do you think of Yankees?"
Me: "Well sir, I'm really more of a Red Soxs fan, myself."
Re: are you a jesus fan or do you just like th ring of itcowboyjesusJanuary 22 2010, 16:59:35 UTC
I only wished he would have personally come to "save the west" before John Wayne...on horseback instead of an ass. I like horse culture, and hate Pat Robertson...which goes against what he taught, I know. (which is arrogance fer sure.)
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fuck! i lied. i am giggling so much reading this and then rushing down here to type.
the last time i pissed myself, i was on tour and sleeping in an apartment in chicago. i had to put a pillow underneath my hip as i was sleeping on hardwood floor. when i woke up, i had pissed through my pants and all over the pillow. in a bizarre stroke of luck, i realized the dryer was in the bathroom with the shower. so i took a long shower and dried my pants, which i continued wearing for a few days afterward.
as far as disposing the pillow went, i remembered on my way into the apartment there was a mattress outside of the apartment, laying in the street. i smuggled the pillow out of the dwelling and down the stairs, then plopped it on top of the mattress to create a perfect garbage scene of things that people sleep with and also cover in piss ( ... )
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but thet's all right -- I'd like for everyone in th world 2C this fantastick picture
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have i done that before? sorry if i am repeating myself. it's just an insanely useful program. i'm having deja vu.
you don't live in brooklyn anymore?
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Th other day I made Shannon start a dropbox and I shared two Kylie albums w/ her
It was v. intimate
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when did this happen? why am i not in the loop? i demand the intimate details of your life. and yes, i mean the dropboxing, too.
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I think you should have more children; th world needmore of you
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The inquisition probably went something like this:
F-I-L: "Whut do you think of Yankees?"
Me: "Well sir, I'm really more of a Red Soxs fan, myself."
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Howdy, cowboy
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Just some dude I admire.
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