639660 lostcosmo noughts

[lostcosmonaut]

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the last time i pissed myself, i was dreaming that i was in my old grade school and i had to take a piss. in one reality i was pissing in a urinal. in another, i was pissing in my bed.

fuck! i lied. i am giggling so much reading this and then rushing down here to type.

the last time i pissed myself, i was on tour and sleeping in an apartment in chicago. i had to put a pillow underneath my hip as i was sleeping on hardwood floor. when i woke up, i had pissed through my pants and all over the pillow. in a bizarre stroke of luck, i realized the dryer was in the bathroom with the shower. so i took a long shower and dried my pants, which i continued wearing for a few days afterward.

as far as disposing the pillow went, i remembered on my way into the apartment there was a mattress outside of the apartment, laying in the street. i smuggled the pillow out of the dwelling and down the stairs, then plopped it on top of the mattress to create a perfect garbage scene of things that people sleep with and also cover in piss.

it was a day or two after this picture was taken, when i was wearing the same outfit:



touring is gross, mario.

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i want this picture to be much smaller or there to be much more comments so that this picture is shrunken or hidden

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and thank you for the shout out, dogbert.

did yr mates ever find out about yr bedwetting mebbe now you can link them to it

[lostcosmonaut]

you forget, dogbert, that only subcomments get collapsed

but thet's all right -- I'd like for everyone in th world 2C this fantastick picture

<33

--mza.

Re: did yr mates ever find out about yr bedwetting mebbe now you can link them to it

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i am glad the word "dogbert" is written by people aside from me and the writer of dilbert

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Best picture of pre-pissed pants ever.