i'm home!

I will be home Saturday night.

(AAHHHHH!!!!)

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i went to the biggest techno festival in the world on saturday. yep. pictures for your viewing pleasure.

My friend Johannes, talking about some "nerd rap" band he found...

Johannes: "One guy's named MC++."
me: (laughs)
Johannes: "And there are others. (brief pause) Oh, one is named YT Cracker..."
me: (bursts out laughing)
Johannes: "Do you have any idea what that might mean...?"

I hate environmentally-friendly, "money-saving" one-ply toilet paper.

You're not fooling me, you stupid hippie product:

I'm just gonna take twice as much!!! How do you think the trees feel about that??

AND I'm STILL going to be unhappy because it's not as soft as two-ply (to say nothing of the luxurious three-ply).

Are other people's facebook flyers this ... depressing?

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ET is on TV right now... you guys remember that movie? Of course you do. Now, I don't know how you all feel about it, but every time I think about ET, I get super creeped out. I mean, he's really freaky looking and his voice is extremely frightening. "Ehhhhlioootttt" Ahhh!! How could they have let us watch this as kids?! I'm even freaked out ( Read more... )

I found sauerkraut juice in the grocery store. Right next to the normal juices, like orange and apple. What the fuck, Germans. Come on, that's just gross ( Read more... )

I went to this house yesterday:

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The Berlin Opera is having a sale for June: over 5,000 of the best seats for 7 euros apiece for people under 30.

I got in line early today and got tickets for five (ahem: f.i.v.e.) operas
and
*drum roll*
T-W-O tickets for a ballet on June 19th... for Danielle and me!! Surprise Danielle!!! It's not the most famous ballet (it's called The Bayadére ( Read more... )

ever wonder why pigeon's feet are so fucked up? i know i have. and google has the answer.

bumble-footed pigeons.

i <3 you google... pigeons, on the other hand...