I've been updating like a madman recently... but... oh well. I've got no excuse ( Read more... )

So a little while ago, I received some prescription whitening toothpaste from my dentist, via my mother, who gave it to my aunt, who came to visit me. I don't know why he gave it to me... but it's a full tube, and it's damn fancy looking. It reminds me of salon shampoo, like Redken or something, haha. But it's just encouraging my drastically ( Read more... )

I just made donuts! And they were great!!! No, that's just a lie. I wish I could say that they were the best donuts I've ever eaten, but they weren't even moderately fantastic, whereas the best donuts I've had are outstandingly fantastic (Holly Donut Shoppe, I'm lookin' at you, and not at Krispy Kremes, regardless of freshness!!!). But they ( Read more... )

Girl I'd just met: (pulling out a pack of cigarettes) Do you smoke?
Me: No.
Girl: Oh... yeah, you look like you don't smoke.
Me: Really? How come?
Girl: You know, white teeth, fresh skin...
Me: Haha, thanks.
Girl: Yeah, I go get my teeth bleached every six months, so it's okay for me.
Me: Wow.

"Don't be racist against pigeons." -My friend Johannes

This, upon my verifying suspicions that "dove" and "pigeon" are the same word in German and my consequent bafflement and attempt to differentiate them by color.

Alex: and his favorite movie is ( Read more... )

My aunt was visiting for two weeks and brought my parents' digital camera with her (at my parents' request, so that I could take lots of pictures for them, haha)... and here are some selections of the lovely things I see. I'm not even gonna lj-cut it! Take that!


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