inventing stories to explain things is more fun than finding out the truth
I've been updating like a madman recently... but... oh well. I've got no excuse.
There is a courtyard behind my university building (it's just buildings downtown, not a campus), and there's a part in the center where they've been trying to grow the grass, so they had marked it off with tape, like do-not-come-inside-this-tape tape. And of course everybody was just stepping over it and sitting on the grass. Well, apparently the university was like 'Aaagh! If these kids keep doing this, there will be no grass for them to sit on! They need to let it grow first!' and met in an effort to resolve their predicament... because today, there was a giant sprinkler stuck right in the center shooting water out all over the grass. What an ingenious idea! Haha. It worked so well, too! That grass was looking so healthy! And there were no punk kids sitting on it!
(I like to think it was because of their conniving that it happened and not just because the grass needed water.)
"What kind of parents allow their kids to use Pina Colada flavor lip balm? What's next, beer, rum, or whiskey flavors? Some parents probably won't stop even when they bring out Heroin Balm." -regarding Lip Smackers... you know you bought it, too. And if you were a guy, you know you wanted to.
There is a courtyard behind my university building (it's just buildings downtown, not a campus), and there's a part in the center where they've been trying to grow the grass, so they had marked it off with tape, like do-not-come-inside-this-tape tape. And of course everybody was just stepping over it and sitting on the grass. Well, apparently the university was like 'Aaagh! If these kids keep doing this, there will be no grass for them to sit on! They need to let it grow first!' and met in an effort to resolve their predicament... because today, there was a giant sprinkler stuck right in the center shooting water out all over the grass. What an ingenious idea! Haha. It worked so well, too! That grass was looking so healthy! And there were no punk kids sitting on it!
(I like to think it was because of their conniving that it happened and not just because the grass needed water.)
"What kind of parents allow their kids to use Pina Colada flavor lip balm? What's next, beer, rum, or whiskey flavors? Some parents probably won't stop even when they bring out Heroin Balm." -regarding Lip Smackers... you know you bought it, too. And if you were a guy, you know you wanted to.