"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

[logicshrugged]

I just made donuts! And they were great!!! No, that's just a lie. I wish I could say that they were the best donuts I've ever eaten, but they weren't even moderately fantastic, whereas the best donuts I've had are outstandingly fantastic (Holly Donut Shoppe, I'm lookin' at you, and not at Krispy Kremes, regardless of freshness!!!). But they were satisfactory. Not fluffy enough. But I'm enjoying eating them. It was my virgin deep fryer experience. And I can happily say, I came out intact and happy and full of donutty goodness. Or at least donutty satisfactoriness. Did you ever notice that "doughnut" minus "donut" is "ugh"? That's sorta weird, huh? There's some joke sneaking around, waiting to happen there, but I can't put my finger on it. Alas.

Also, every time my draft autosaves, it increases the width of my friendly little textbox here a little, and it's gotten so bad that my friendly little textbox has become a mostrously fatty textbox (and, notably, seems less friendly now). It's getting absurd. How annoying. Agh! Stop that!!! Damn you, Autosave. Damn you, updates that think you're doing us a favor when you're really just ruining our lives. *cough: Microsoft.* And then they don't make everything backwards compatible, so you're screwed if you don't want to update, too. Dammit livejournal, stop the insanity!!! AHhhhh!!!

**edit: right when I posted, I saw the textbox expand twice in a row!! Like, bam-bam! GAH!**