alliieeennnssss

[logicshrugged]

ET is on TV right now... you guys remember that movie? Of course you do. Now, I don't know how you all feel about it, but every time I think about ET, I get super creeped out. I mean, he's really freaky looking and his voice is extremely frightening. "Ehhhhlioootttt" Ahhh!! How could they have let us watch this as kids?! I'm even freaked out

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[so_good_at_this]

I hate ET too! He creeps the Hell out of me! Him and his sausage fingers!

[logicshrugged]

YESSS i'm so glad somebody out there feels the same way!

[matthalomeux]

Fuck me
It's gotta be
Deadhead
Chemistry
The bottom got on
top of me
Got me seein'
E-motherfuckin'-T!

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope to those who choose to hear it
and a warning to those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me, and I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.

Praise Omatar