I solemnly swear to...I mean, I'll try REALLY hard to update here once a week. I miss writing down whole trains of thought. I miss telling You People about all the crazy shit that goes on in my life. And HOLY FUCKING FUCK, has my life gotten crazier in the most awesome ways ( Read more... )

Today we sent Ashland off to college. Yes, he is still in the same city, but he will be living on campus, so, basically, he has moved out ( Read more... )

I have shaved my head, and it's the most awesome thing ever.

I'm freaking out a little about the fact that NASHVILLE BEING UNDER WATER is pretty much getting ignored by the national news.

If you're not local, I would really appreciate your help in spreading the word. It's bad here.

Took the young'ns to Kroger today, and (as usual) they insisted on riding in the cart that has the plastic car on the front. The car comes equipped with little steering wheels, which have annoying squeaky horns. After Riley banged on the horn all the way through the store, we got up to the checkout, where I nicely asked him to take a break with ( Read more... )

They need to invent a new word for this level of tired. Lady Times, you are a mega-jerk.

In other news, Kroger brand carb control yogurt isn't as terrible as I was expecting.

Typing that made me even more tired.

Yesterday, I lost one of the kids. Surprisingly, it was the first time ( Read more... )

EXCEPT THAT IT'S MY BFF'S BIRTHDAY!!

Happy Birthday, blueyedevil. You're dirty, sweet, and you're my girl.

Did you guys know that when you tell a child, "knock it off, Mork from Ork!" that they will NOT understand that you are telling them to stop doing headstands on the couch?

I am going to give myself the following presents ( Read more... )