The Woz is going to be on Dancing With the Stars ( Read more... )

So, I found this on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=21977955239&topic=6064#topic_topRead more... )

"Who's that guy? Where's he going? Look, he's walking! Is he going to see something beautiful? Is that a dog? Why is that dog following him? Does he want to come, too? Now what's that guy doing? Look, he's singing! He's happy! He's stepping on the rocks. Oh, now he's angry! But he's gonna be happy again when he finds the christmas door."

http://www.nashvillescene.com/bestof/2008/award/best-up-and-coming-hairstylist-87620

Mmmm-hmmm. She does my hair, and she's AMAZING. You should all make an appointment with her RIGHT NOW.

As of today, I am the proud owner of a fancy new tooth. It's pretty! I mean, it looks just like my other teeth, and they're not bad. So yeah. Tooth = done ( Read more... )

I love having the kind of husband who will stroll up in a preschool to drop off his kid wearing a shirt that reads, "I screw robots."

The other day, Riley licked me on the cheek. I said, "Eww! Grody to the max!" (Yeah, I'm still stuck in '83. So what?) He thought that was hilarious, so we proceeded to have a tickle fight while yelling, "GRODY TO THE MAX! GRODY TO THE MAX ( Read more... )

So Riley has mono, and I'm so happy I could cry.

Seriously. When the doctor told me, I picked him up and hugged him and said, "YAY! You have mono!"

The other thing they thought he might have was Kawasaki Disease, which can have potentially fatal effects on the heart.

So, hooray for mono!

I was doing my budget the other day, and I realized that I could put extra money toward the credit card bill this month and still have 300 dollars left over. Score score!

This morning, the downstairs was REALLY cold. The heater is broken.

Cost of repair: $260.

Damn it.

but my lasagna is so good it will make you want to kick your mother in the face.*

Seriously, it's that good. It should be the official state meal of TN. Forever.

*This does not apply to Cam, as it is a widely-known fact the he ALREADY wants to deliver a much deserved (and long overdue) kick to his mother's face.