Things have been happening! To me, even!
As of today, I am the proud owner of a fancy new tooth. It's pretty! I mean, it looks just like my other teeth, and they're not bad. So yeah. Tooth = done.
I also saw a podiatrist today concerning my bunion. (I feel a jillion years old saying that.) The thing with bunions is that you can treat them two ways. You can wear special shoes and take medicine for the pain, or you can have surgery to get it fixed. Oh, also, if you just wear special shoes and take painkillers, the bunion just keeps getting worse and you have to have the surgery anyway. So really, I guess there's only ONE way to treat bunions. Who would choose that first option? "No thanks, I'll just hang out and be in pain for a while. Can I get some ugly shoes?" Surgery for me! In the meantime, I get to wear this sexy black robot foot boot thing so I don't ruin my other joints from standing wonky, which apparently I have been doing. All this told to me by a very attractive foot doctor. He kind of reminded of Play from Kid & Play. Or was it Kid? Which one had the kick-ass fade?
On the way home, I saw a van that said "Supreme Pirates." Upon closer inspection, it was revealed that it actually said, "Surprise Parties."
A van full of Supreme Pirates would have been WAY cooler.
I also saw a podiatrist today concerning my bunion. (I feel a jillion years old saying that.) The thing with bunions is that you can treat them two ways. You can wear special shoes and take medicine for the pain, or you can have surgery to get it fixed. Oh, also, if you just wear special shoes and take painkillers, the bunion just keeps getting worse and you have to have the surgery anyway. So really, I guess there's only ONE way to treat bunions. Who would choose that first option? "No thanks, I'll just hang out and be in pain for a while. Can I get some ugly shoes?" Surgery for me! In the meantime, I get to wear this sexy black robot foot boot thing so I don't ruin my other joints from standing wonky, which apparently I have been doing. All this told to me by a very attractive foot doctor. He kind of reminded of Play from Kid & Play. Or was it Kid? Which one had the kick-ass fade?
On the way home, I saw a van that said "Supreme Pirates." Upon closer inspection, it was revealed that it actually said, "Surprise Parties."
A van full of Supreme Pirates would have been WAY cooler.