And you guys wonder why I never leave the house.

Mar 04, 2010 19:12

Took the young'ns to Kroger today, and (as usual) they insisted on riding in the cart that has the plastic car on the front. The car comes equipped with little steering wheels, which have annoying squeaky horns. After Riley banged on the horn all the way through the store, we got up to the checkout, where I nicely asked him to take a break with the horn. Riley yells, "But MOM! I'M JUST SO HORNY!"

This was after he was singing at the top of his lungs in front of the pizza place, "I keep a blue flag hangin' out my back side, but only on the left side; yeah, that's the Crip side!"

Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.
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