It's a good thing I don't believe in hauntings and such. Because I just got a seriously creepy voicemail. I just now figured out how to check voicemail on the "new" phone that has been sitting in my office for a few months now, and I was going through all the old messages left for other people (the phone has had several owners, and nobody knows ( Read more... )

Scientists find phallic prehistoric stone "tool". (I love that use of quotation marks, found in the article). Supposedly used as a both as a sex aid and also for splitting flints. Uh-huh. I bet that second one is just how they label the box so they could sell it at Stone-Mart.

From a recent email exchange with fellow geek and silly person, H:

H: Taking inspiration from our federal government, I propose the 'queerness alert' color-code system. One decides on a term or two (say, 'lesbian'), and how much of a lesbian they feel like (green for just a little, orange for quite a bit, red for absolutely, etc.). This gives a ( Read more... )

I just stumbled upon the communities christ_slash and bible_slash. I haven't actually browsed the offerings (and probably won't -- I'm just not that big a fan of the canon to start with), but there are some great headers:

Pairings; Jesus/Luke, Jesus/Judas
Warning; Blashphemy, slash, rough sex, angst
Disclaimer: Not my characters...

"Hey, a quarter, awesome." (pause) "Oh, wow, it's actually a Canadian coin!"

"Hey, let me see. I didn't even know Canada had coins."

"Ground Control to Lauren's brain. Come in Lauren's brain. Do you copy? Over."

(silence)

( floating in a most peculiar way )

Kelly: Today we take you to the scene of a fatal accident at Somerville's popular Diesel Cafe. There was some kind of explosion, and at least one young woman is confirmed dead. We go now to our correspondent on the scene, Rob. Rob, can you tell us more about what happened?

( tell us, Rob! )

Interviewer: Today we welcome back laurenhat to the world of LiveJournal. Ms. Hat, we would like to ask you a few questions, if we may.

LH: Shoot.
( get the inside scoop! )