Who: Clapet and Donny.
Where: Clapet's room.
When: Dawn!
What: Gradumation. There needs to be cake. There's actually lentils.

( Grains at Dawn. It's a bad western. )

Who; Clapet and Sveta.
Where: The infirmary.
When: Early this morning, before Sveta gets nanomited.
What: Clapet's a big ball of tense. Sveta is convenient.

( Clapet had been sticking his head in the infirmary now and then. )

Who: Clapet, Donny, Sveta, and Martha.
Where: PORT.
When: Port. I figure we can multi-thread or whatever.
What: Clapet goes a bit nuts, Donny dies, there's some epic moments of self-discovery.
Warnings: Death, threats of cannibalism and violence.

( This is where it all ends. )

Who: Mal Cobb and YOU.
What: Mal has promised Angelica that she's going to meet people and talk to them and stuff. Come say hi. Friends and acquaintances new and old are equally welcome. You know the drill.
Where: All around.
When: Random day this week.
Warnings: Not bloody likely.

Who: Paddy, Reaver and ANYONE WHO DRINKS.
Where: The Pub.
What: Drinking.
When: Throughout port.
Notes: Start your own threads, have fun. If you want to talk to Paddy, mark it like that. Otherwise, drink away. The pub is The Rusty Hull, and is a dive bar, and did sell drugs behind the counter. Just coke and E, guys. But Paddy's replaced them with ( Read more... )

Who: Mal and Clapet
What: ...see the title of the post.
Where: Chez Clapet
When: First evening of the port
Warnings: Clapet being all OMG MEAT. Awkwardness. Mal being >.<

In the centre of the table was a giant beef rib roast. Mal guessed it had to be five kilos if it was a gram, enough for her entire family (her real family) for Christmas dinner ( Read more... )

Who: Mr Clapet and Sgt. Donowitz.
Where: The Infirmary. He can't go anywhere.
When: Right now. He's just woken up.
What: Righteous fury, mainly. With a dose of messed up Clapet.
Warnings: Talk of forced self mutilation.

( Clapet woke up, and his first instinct was to feel his face. )

Who: Clapet and you!
Where: All over the place!
What: A Day in the Life of your resident Butcher.
When: Today!
Warnings: Creeperness.

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Who: Clapet and West
When: this evening, people.
Where: Third floor - between the showers and Clapet's room. Aka: outside West's room.
What: A stabbing.
Warning: A stabbing.

( Clapet had spent a while panicking. )

Who: Clapet and Uhura.
Where: A CORRIDOR.
When: After Clapet's let out of zero.
What: Clapet tries to get back IN zero.
Warnings: Punching of girls. Girls who punch back harder. Or have phasers.

( Clapet had tried to feel safe. )