HORRIBLE CARNIVORE DINNER OF AWKWARD
Who: Mal and Clapet
What: ...see the title of the post.
Where: Chez Clapet
When: First evening of the port
Warnings: Clapet being all OMG MEAT. Awkwardness. Mal being >.<
In the centre of the table was a giant beef rib roast. Mal guessed it had to be five kilos if it was a gram, enough for her entire family (her real family) for Christmas dinner with plenty for leftovers the next day. Next to it was a plate of sausages, shiny and slick with grease, and beside that was a pork loin roast, fragrant with thyme.
She'd insisted on saving the rack of lamb for another day.
At least she'd gotten through her lecture relatively smoothly. Playing domestic with Clapet-now that was another challenge entirely. She looked at him across the table (which required a little stretching to look over the roast), tried to smile brightly and picked up the wine bottle. "More wine?"
What: ...see the title of the post.
Where: Chez Clapet
When: First evening of the port
Warnings: Clapet being all OMG MEAT. Awkwardness. Mal being >.<
In the centre of the table was a giant beef rib roast. Mal guessed it had to be five kilos if it was a gram, enough for her entire family (her real family) for Christmas dinner with plenty for leftovers the next day. Next to it was a plate of sausages, shiny and slick with grease, and beside that was a pork loin roast, fragrant with thyme.
She'd insisted on saving the rack of lamb for another day.
At least she'd gotten through her lecture relatively smoothly. Playing domestic with Clapet-now that was another challenge entirely. She looked at him across the table (which required a little stretching to look over the roast), tried to smile brightly and picked up the wine bottle. "More wine?"