A pairing that needs to happen now.


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Rating: R
Pairing: Naruto/Hinata
Summary: To him, she's beautiful at any size.
A/N: I wrote this for a kink meme a very long time ago. I wasn't happy with it, so I didn't post it until the opportunity arose to  prank my Naruto/Sakura friends for April Fool's. Because I have a policy of not deleting fics after I post them, here's the fic and original ( Read more... )

Pairing: Naruto/Sakura
Rating: PG13
Summary: You punch a guy enough times, eventually he's going to start liking it.
Warnings: dirty words, steamy kissing, mild kinky violence
A/N: So, there's this strain of Sakura-bashing that claims she deserves to have the shit beaten out of her because she's a violent bitch who's always abusing poor widdle Naruto. ( Read more... )

Yay for journal renovation and new icons. I retired the old one because it was largely unreadable, and if I'm going to start writing mammoth, image-heavy character essays, I need something easier on the eyes.

This post is inspired by a multitude of things, mostly moonlitwoods  fabulous Naruto recaps. I have snatched a few manga panels from these recaps, ( Read more... )

Since the one sentence meme over at naruto_meme appears to be winding down, I figured I'd post my fills. If you haven't noticed my addiction to sentence fic by now, this will make it very apparent. I tried to do my favorite ships as well as ones I've never tried before, so there's a wide variety of stuff here. Also, a few of these are rather NSFW, so please ( Read more... )

Rating: R
Pairing: Naruto/hand (detailed description of SasuSaku, implications of SasuNaruSaku)
Summary: I know I was wrong when I said it was true--that it couldn't be me and be her in between without you.
Warnings: shota/loli--specifically, a fourteen-year-old masturbating to thoughts of two thirteen-year-olds petting heavily.
A/N: just a glimpse at ( Read more... )

Rating: NC17
Pairing: SasuNaru
Summary: Loving someone this broken is truly a thankless task, but Naruto isn't looking for thanks.
A/N: My profound apologies for the worst title in existence.

( Naruto was woken by sharp fingers digging into his shoulder. )

That's the only explanation I have for why I'm eating up the shipwar drama on deviantART like it's candy. I never comment or provoke anyone, but there's something so deliciously perverse in seeing all the rabid lengths people will go to to prove the existence of something that was never there in the first place.

Since slashers like me rarely have an ( Read more... )

Rating: NC17
Pairing: Sasuke/Kankuro/Kiba/Naruto
Summary: More plotless porn, this time with introspection.

( Fuck, you're beautiful like this. )

Rating: R (sexual content, mild violence, corny innuendo)
Pairing: Naruto Uzumaki/Sakura Haruno
A/N: done for 1sentence. I will probably be turning some of these into proper one-shots, so if you have a favorite, put your vote in.

( A kiss with a fist is better than none. )