Summary: Hannibal visits Will on a weekend and gets an eyeful of his dirty, sweaty, sexy mechanic side.
Rating: PG13
Pairing: one sided Hannibal/Will
Warnings: brief imagined gore (about what you'd see on the show)
A/N: Tom Branson gave me a mechanic fetish, but tamlane is an enabler. You should all be watching Hannibal (if you can handle the violence), ( Read more... )

Summary: Padma needed a date to the gala at the British Museum of Wizardry, but he wasn’t supposed to actually show up.
Characters/Ships: Seamus/Padma
Rating: R
Wordcount: 1398
Warnings: sex in (semi) public, brief mention of cheating
Notes: Written for the Humpfest at hp_humpdrabbles, because I have a Seamus problem. Title/lyrics are from "Take Care" by Drake ( Read more... )

Summary: In the aftermath of war, getting back to normal is the hardest part. Luckily, none of them are anywhere close to normal ( Read more... )

Summary: Annabeth recognizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity when she sees one, and decides to conduct an experiment.
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Annabeth/Percy
Warnings: Spoilers for The Last Olympian, [(click to open)]Achilles spot porn, anal, rimming, complete and utter filthiness ( Read more... )

Summary: Jones has a type. Claire and Dan are not amused.
Pairings: Jones/Claire, Jones/Dan
Wordcount: 3917
Warnings: Incest! Well, no actual incest, just near constant references to it. Also contains very rough language, very aggressive Dan, and a bit of light dub-con for seasoning. 
A/N: This is written for karaokegal's Come As You're Not Halloween party, ( Read more... )

Summary: ...it will probably end in buttsex.
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Flash Thompson/Peter Parker (Amazing Spider-Man movie-verse)
Warnings: filthy porn based on a beloved children's picture book
A/N: I disappear for months, and this is how I return. You're all going to hell with me. Written for spiderkink.

( If you leave a half-finished plate of cookies on the desk under your window... )

Rating: NC17
Pairing: Terezi/Karkat
Summary: Sometimes, all a leader needs is to be babied for a while.

( She could recognize the signs by now. )

Rating: NC17 
Pairing: Terezi/Dave
Summary: DAVE: Do not, under any circumstances, let your crazy alien girlfriend find out about your ridiculous plethora of erogenous zones. TEREZI: Do not, under any circumstances, let these erogenous zones go without a test drive.
Warnings: denial, slight (and I mean slight) humiliation and bondage, hints of femdom

( Terezi barely noticed it at first. )

Rating: NC17
Pairing/Characters: Terezi/John, Karkat
Summary: For the post-adolescent Homo sapien, the cure for love is indiscriminate casual sex.
A/N: Kink meme again--this time the prompt was friends-with-benefits. College AUs sure are fun to play with.

( It's hard, being a kid and growing up. )

Pairing: Naruto/Sakura
Rating: PG13
Summary: You punch a guy enough times, eventually he's going to start liking it.
Warnings: dirty words, steamy kissing, mild kinky violence
A/N: So, there's this strain of Sakura-bashing that claims she deserves to have the shit beaten out of her because she's a violent bitch who's always abusing poor widdle Naruto. ( Read more... )