Summary: ...it will probably end in buttsex.
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Flash Thompson/Peter Parker (Amazing Spider-Man movie-verse)
Warnings: filthy porn based on a beloved children's picture book
A/N: I disappear for months, and this is how I return. You're all going to hell with me. Written for spiderkink.

( If you leave a half-finished plate of cookies on the desk under your window... )