Miscellaneous
Crossovers/Multiple
never a breath you can afford to waste [
LJ |
DW]
The Social Network/Criminal Minds; Mark/Eduardo, Reid/Morgan(/Garcia), R
Summary:
"Is there anything you need to tell me?"
"No."
Only, as it turns out, there are a lot of things Mark needs to tell Eduardo. Among those are the following: he once hacked into the government, the BAU is kind of like his second family, he's under FBI protection, someone is after him, Eduardo is probably in danger, and oh yeah. He's utterly in love with Eduardo.
LJ:
part 1 |
part 2DW:
part 1 |
part 2 marvels galore (and even more) [
dw]
Tangled/The Little Mermaid; Rapunzel+Ariel, PG
Summary: Every time Ariel visited Rapunzel, she was always so amazed by the feasts that Rapunzel put on to welcome her.
It's a Mercy Killing (Ryan Murphy Can't Have Him) [
dw]
IRL RPF/Glee; Gen, R )
Summary: "I'm really very sorry," she said, "but I have to. You understand that, don't you?"
Trouble [
dw]
Suits/Warehouse 13; Mike/Claudia, PG
Summary: It's an artifact (it's always an artifact) that brings Mike and Claudia crashing together.
cupid aim, cupid pull, cupid shoot [
dw]
High School Musical/Glee; Ryan Evans/Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson, PG-13
Summary: They go to New York (New York!) after high school, Rachel and Kurt. Blaine comes along (Puck too, which is a surprise), and yeah. Kurt's expecting it to be exciting, expecting it to be as magical as he imagined. He's just not expecting Ryan Evans, that's all.
this may call for a proper introduction [
dw]
High School Musical/Bandom/Criminal Minds; pre-Spencer Reid/Ryan Evans, PG
Summary: “I’m sorry,” the creature says, voice wrapping around Reid like silk, “I wasn’t watching where I was going. Are you - oh! You must be Ryan’s cousin. Spencer Reid, wasn’t it? Are you looking for Ryan? Here, let me show you the way.”
the people you leave behind [
dw]
Criminal Minds/Doctor Who; Spencer Reid/The Doctor, PG
Summary: Spencer’s perfect memory does not extend to The Doctor.
Replacements [
dw]
BBC Sherlock/The Social Network; Sherlock/Eduardo, PG
Summary: Sherlock meets Eduardo because Eduardo moves to London after the fallout with Mark.
What's Your Type? [
dw]
BBC Sherlock/Criminal Minds; John Watson/Spencer Reid, PG
Summary: The more time John spends around Doctor Spencer Reid, the more he realizes that Doctor Reid is like the weirdest combination between Sherlock and Mycroft.
I Lost the TriWizard Cup and All I Got was Immortality [
dw]
Twilight/Harry Potter; Gen, PG
Summary: The one where Cedric didn't die, he just became a whiny, emo vampire. That sparkled.
(hold on to) That Feeling [
dw]
The Social Network/Glee; Eduardo/Quinn, Chris/Kurt, Dustin/Brittany, PG-13
Summary: In which everyone has a lot of feelings and sometimes they sing.
I Slept with this Super-Arrogant Wizard and all I got was this Stupid Fic Written About Me [
dw]
#y_slash/Howl's Moving Castle; Ben Cook/Howl Pendragon, R
Summary: "Like I said," he sighs, "If I don't cure you, you're going to explode." "What's the cure?" "Sex."
Nice Girls Finish Last [
dw]
High School Musical/The Social Network; Christy/Sharpay, R
Summary: She doesn't want nice.
you are not alone [
dw]
Doctor Who/The Magic Schoolbus; The Doctor+Mrs. Frizzle, PG
Summary: The human race is young, and it needs to be shaped so that it may flourish. We must share our knowledge with them and help prepare the humans for their future.
not as fearsome as legend foretold [
dw]
How to Train Your Dragon/Fire Emblem; Hiccup/Myrrh, PG
Summary: Hiccup, of all the things he expected to find when he finally figured out where the fearsome dragon had landed once he shot it out of the sky, is least expecting the thing he shot out of the sky to not be a dragon at all.
between the lines [
dw]
Winnie the Pooh/Calvin and Hobbes; Christopher Robin/Calvin, PG
Summary: Calvin's mom makes him lunch every day and he brings it in an outlandish lunchbox that Christopher Robin sort of envies.
may I de-fabricate you? [
dw]
Star Trek/Doctor Who; Jack Harkness/ Kirk/Spock, R
Summary: The point of the matter is that Jack has met up with a lot of people throughout time and if they seem willing then Jack is willing.
my darling, please [
dw]
Ouran Host Club/The World Ends with You; Hikaru/Shiki/Kaoru, R
Summary: They make her feel alive.
★
Scott Pilgrim & the Programmer Boyfriend [
dw]
The Social Network/Scott Pilgrim; Mark/Scott, R
Summary: Once upon a time at Harvard, Scott Pilgrim was dating a programmer.
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do you know what's cooler than playing a show? touring with panic! at the disco. [
dw]
Gen; PG-13
Summary: What do you get when you put the Kirkland four in a band together and toss them on tour with Panic! at the Disco? Shenanigans, duh.
It's a Compliment [
dw]
Glee/YYH; Hiei/Kurama/Sam, PG
Summary: "Shuichi will be our replacement for Kurt," Mr. Shuester claps him on the shoulder, "and I'm sure he'll be a perfect fit. Why don't you go sit next to Sam, Shuichi? Sam, raise your hand."
poetry makes me look deep [
dw]
irl friends, Scott Pilgrim, Doctor Who, Jossverse, misc.; various; R
Summary: Sometimes when I'm procrastinating, I write really bad poetry.
untitled Mark/Delirium [
dw]
TSN/Sandman; Mark Zuckerberg/Delirium, F
Summary: The strange girl just shows up on his doorstep.
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? [
dw]
Sesame Street/RPF; Gen, PG
Summary: Five people that will never be invited to Sesame Street and one who should stay forever and ever.
Not Troy [
dw]
Glee/HSM;Gen, PG
Summary: He doesn't want to be Troy, he just wants to be liked by people.
You remind me . . . [
dw]
Kingdom Hearts/The World Ends With You; Sort of Joshua/Neku, PG-13
Summary: Another day, Another story.
★
A Hetero Valentine [
dw]
Ouran [Tamaki/Haruhi, Kaoru/Haruhi, Mori, Haruhi], HP [Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Hermione], Wallflower [Sunako/Kyouhei], KH [Marluxia/Larxene, Kairi/Sora, Roxas/Namine], PoTC [Jack/Elizabeth, Will/Elizabeth], W Juliet [Mako/Ito], Nebagiba [Tohya/Kiri]; PG-13
Summary: 14 prompts, 14 pairings, 1 mission. Reili must prove once and for all that she's not a total hetphobe through learning to love and be loved in 200 words. Or something equally retarded.
Blowjob Rainbows
Because apparently I like writing blowjobs so if you tell me "hey write a rainbow of blowjobs" then I'll do it. And then, because I'm weird, I'll do it AGAIN.
blowjob rainbow 2: electric rainbow boogaloo [
dw]
Bandom, Sherlock (BBC), Merlin, HSM, American Idol, Kingdom Hearts, #y_slash, The Social Network, The Runaways; Pete/Mikey, Sherlock/John, Merlin/Arthur, Ryan/Adam, Sora/Riku, Tom/Ed, Gerard/Pete, Mark/Eduardo, Joan/Cherie, Dan/Phil, Korse/Party Poison, Pete/Patrick, Gabe/William, Chris/Mark(/Eduardo); R
Summary: DOUBLE BLOWJOB RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY.
Blowjob Rainbow [
dw]
Bandom, HSM, KH; Ryan/Chad, Spencer/Brendon, Mikey/Pete, Ryan/Spencer, Roxas/Axel, Adam/Chad(/Ryan), William/Gabe, R
Summary: 7 colors of blowjob, in convenient 100-word portions.
Flash Fiction Round-up
Because I have
a twitter dedicated to posting stupid #tweetfic and sometimes I write a whole bunch of drabbles or other forms of very short fiction.
12 word ficlet meme [
dw]
Anthropomorfic, Glee, Historical RPF, Marvel, RPF, Homestuck, One Direction, irl rpf, FLCL, BBC Sherlock, The Social Network, Criminal Minds, Harry Potter; various, PG to R
Summary: I did a 12 word ficlet meme on tumblr. These are the results.
3 sentence meme [
dw]
Anthropomorfic, Glee, BBC Sherlock, The Social Network, Criminal Minds, Harry Potter; various, PG to PG-13
Summary: I did a 3-sentence ficlet meme on tumblr. These are the results.
drabble free-for-all [
dw]
Youtube Slash, irl rpf, The Social Network, Bandom, Madoka, various RPF, El Cazador de la Bruja, The Lion King, Strike Witches, Frankenstein; various, G to R
Summary: I told twitter I was having a drabble free-for-all. 50 pairings, 3 to 5 sentences each. These are the results.
trope ficlets [
dw]
Youtube Slash, irl rpf, Merlin, The Social Network, Power Rangers Mystic Force, Shakugan no Shana, Bandom, Princess Tutu, Sherlock (BBC); various, G to R
Summary: I wrote people 3 - 5 sentences of a pairing based on a trope. These are the results.
#tweetfic dump [
dw]
Bandom, original, Merlin, Kingdom Hearts, #y_slash; various, G to R
Summary: lots of #tweetfic, including a dumb sherlock/social network crossover.
#tweetfic dump 2 [
dw]
Bandom, The Social Network, irl friends, #y_slash, Merlin; various, G to R
Summary: lots of #tweetfic, including a dumb sherlock/social network crossover.
music porn for porn battle [
dw]
Bandom, Jessie's Girl; Pete/Patrick, Jessie/Narrator/Girl, both R
Summary: Music-related porn for porn battle 11.
Blowjob Dump [
dw]
Bandom, Black Swan, irl friends; Various, all R
Summary: Blowjobs for pornmas.
#tweetfic and technical exercises [
dw]
Bandom, Runaways, #y_slash, Atlantis, KH, Sherlock, Original; Various, G to R
Summary: Fic that was originally tweeted in less than 140 characters + 2 technical exercises.
microfic/#tweetfic [
dw]
Bandom, Glee, HSM, Original; Various, G to R
Summary: Fic that was originally tweeted in less than 140 characters + 7 drabbles.
#tweetfic [
dw]
Bandom, Youtube RPF, BBC!Sherlock; Various, G to R
Summary: Fic that was originally tweeted in less than 140 characters.
1sentence memeBandom, Labyrinth, Youtube RPF, Leverage, HSM, Alice, Jeeves&Wooster; Various, G to R
Summary: A meme where people gave me prompts and I wrote them sentences.
Fashionable Hats
Ryan and Kurt would be the best couple okay? This universe ignores anything after season 1 of Glee because well. I started writing it before everything else.
Not That Guy [
dw]
Ryan/Kurt, R
Summary: They fit together like puzzle pieces-though if they were supposed to originally is anyone's guess.
★
fire fire burn-burn, yes! [
dw]
Ryan/Kurt, R
Summary: "No," he arches an eyebrow, "I think you putting your hand up my ass will be fun."
Octarine Dreams
Or the thing that started as a joke between some friends and expanded into an actual universe god why are we a people? It's an excuse for color metaphors.
in you is a world of promise [
dw]
Gen, PG-13
Summary: When she wakes, mist parting, Shilo sees a wavering figure.
taste the rainbow [
dw]
Graverobber/Fun Ghoul, R
Summary: He babbles, incoherent and scarlet macaw, the yellow and blue streaked through in the plane of scarlet.
technicolor me&you [
dw]
Graverobber/Fun Ghoul, R
Summary: Graverobber (one word, fuck the two word rule) doesn’t know his name at first.
Rich Kid Incest Puddles
Or: the one where the Winklevii and the Evans twins shacked up and try to take over the world. No really.
start of something new [
dw]
TSN/HSM; Cameron/Ryan/Sharpay/Tyler, PG-13
Summary: Rich kid incest puddles.
a little bit is never enough [
dw]
TSN/HSM; Cameron/Ryan/Sharpay/Tyler, R
Summary: Rich kid incest puddle porn.
right here tonight [
dw]
TSN/HSM; Cameron/Ryan/Sharpay/Tyler, R
Summary: "Well," Ryan says, a little exasperated as Sharpay usually is, "if you hadn't spent so long making out with Tyler, we'd already be there."
to be here with you [
dw]
TSN/HSM; Cameron/Ryan/Sharpay/Tyler, R
Summary: At first Cameron thinks that Sharpay doesn't look anything like Ryan, but then he starts seeing it. They may be different genders, but they are most definitely twins.
Candied Ocean
The one where Demyx is from the London in the movie Atlantis and he's in love with Milo. Then he dies and Milo's life takes a turn for the worse. Also it's depressing!
★
take a breath [
dw]
Roxas/Sora, Axel/Roxas, Demyx/Axel, Milo/Myde, Demyx/dancer!Milo, Roxas/Demyx, R
Summary: So maybe I like Demyx too much. There's other people here too!
★
Kiss the Sea [
dw]
Kingdom Hearts/Atlantis; Demyx/Milo, PG-13
Summary: Stolen moments of rain, that's what they were.
★
Maybe You'll Dance [
dw]
Kingdom Hearts/Atlantis; Demyx/Milo, PG-13
Summary: If he could dance, Demyx thought, then maybe it would all be okay.
Glitter Herpes
Primer [
dw]. Glitter Herpes is a AU where Ryan went off to Juilliard and met up with all of Decaydance plus some American Idols. He is in the bestest threesome with Adam Lambert and Chad.
Ryan Evans: instant B-lister [
dw]
Super-quick Ryan/Gabe, mentions of William, Travis, Pete and the rest of Cobra Starship; PG
Summary: Ryan Evans is at least twice as pretty as William Beckett. Telling him this is not a valid way to get him to do anything.
no amount of glue nor tape [
dw]
Ryan Evans/Ryan Ross, PG-13
Summary: There are lots of reasons to say no to Ryan, but Chad never does.
let the music take control [
dw]
Ryan+Gamzee, PG-13
Summary: Gamzee’s been working at Rawhide almost as long as Ryan, so it’s kind of weird that Ryan’s never seen him working only their shifts have never matched up.
we're all stars [
dw]
Ryan/Chad, PG
Summary: "Please come," Ryan touches his fingers to Chad's shoulder, "It'll be fun."
never even crossed my mind that I would ever end up here tonight [
dw]
Ryan/Chad, R.
Summary: There are lots of reasons to say no to Ryan, but Chad never does.
Don’t Trip Off the Glitz. [
dw]
Adam Lambert/Ryan Evans which morphs into Adam/Chad/Ryan with copious amounts of Ryan/Chad and Adam/Chad? Also: cameo!Kris; R.
Summary: It's supposed to be simple-Chad keeps Ryan out of trouble and Ryan runs around getting into it. Then Ryan's new boss slides himself into that picture and things get fucking complicated.
☆
#ryanmustgo [
dw]
(Adam/)Chad/Ryan(/Adam) with previous Ryan Evans/Ryan Ross, Ryan Evans/possibly everyone on the Decaydance label; R.
Summary: In between making Starbucks runs and being a blowjob queen, Chad suddenly realizes that he's in a threesome with an alien from Planet Fierce and a motherfuckin' princess who's starred in porn. Porn that the internet, wonderful place that it is, has unearthed again and started freaking out about. Oh, and apparently his best friend is friends with like. Every band ever. It amazes Chad that everyone wonders why he's stressed out.
the only thing I'd ever need [
dw]
Adam/Ryan(/Chad), PG-13
Summary: It used to worry Adam, Ryan making to dance with all the bruises, but Ryan had just stretched out and said it was fine so Adam stopped worrying.
in your system [
dw]
Adam/Ryan(/Chad), R
Summary: Adam catches Ryan in his studio, barely sweating and oblivious to the world as he spun and hummed under his breath.
push the limit, are you with it? [
dw]
Adam/Ryan(/Chad), PG-13
Summary: Chad has gotten used to Adam and Ryan's idea of "fun."
take the pain, take the pleasure [
dw]
Adam/Ryan/Chad, R
Summary: Chad really should have expected that Adam and Ryan were both kinky bastards.
+fanmix for #ryanmustgo by
psuedo_catalyst:
Baby, You Could Be Famous [
dw].
Printed Media Fics
all the little things [
dw]
Marvel; Bruce/Betty, PG-13
Summary:
Bruce brings her flowers, but also
fruit
directions to a place I've already been [
dw]
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland; Alice+Cheshire Cat, PG
Summary: The Cheshire Cat peers down at Alice, and Alice stops, waiting to hear what he has to say.
Julius Caesar
I have a high school au of Julius Caesar where everyone is is marching band. I don't even know what marching bang is. That's the kind of person I am, okay?
symbol of who we are what we were [
dw]
Julius Caesar; Brutus/Cassius, PG-13
Summary: Cassius' tattoo is generally hidden by the sleeves of his ever-present jackets.
friends, classmates, musicians [
dw]
Julius Caesar; Brutus/Cassius, PG-13
Summary: Caesar, as they say, leads the most ruthless marching band to have ever graced the circuit.
Uncategorizable Fics
Ginny is an asshole. [
dw]
Dave/Terezi, R
Summary: “D4V3 YOU T4ST3 L1K3 CH3RRY COUGH SYRUP. 1 W4NT TO DR1NK 3V3RY L4ST DROP OF 1T.”
New Social Media [
dw]
Anthropmorfic; Myspace/Facebook, PG
Summary: “You need to come to Web 2.0 with me,” Facebook said quietly.
you&me (but mostly me) [
dw]
The Book of Mormon; Price+Cunningham, PG
Summary: “You’ve never seen Star Wars?!”
this will be your demise [
dw]
Razia's Shadow; Pallis/Adakias, PG-13
Summary:
This Pallis knew:
the Light was no place for his brother,
no matter what Adakias had gotten into his head.
We'll Be Back Shortly . . . [
dw]
Anthropmorfic; dA/Tumblr, R
Summary: Tumblr goes down on dA.
Just Another Tuesday [
dw]
Persongifications; Her Words Destroyed My Planet/Lullaby(/Rehab), R
Summary: Bondage after breakfast? Must be Tuesday.
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=♥, ≠♥[
dw]
Honeydew Syndrome; Josh/Metis, PG-13
Summary: Porn can totally be educational.
Gay Pirates
Cosmo Jarvis wrote a song called
Gay Pirates and I write fic for it occasionally because Sebastian deserves much better than he has.
but it's you [
dw]
Narrator/Sebastian; PG-13
Summary: When you fall down into the water, you do not struggle.
(you deserve) much better than we've had [
dw]
Narrator/Sebastian; R
Summary: You love Sebastian, but sometimes it's hard.
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