So, big rains today, very loud thunder claps right around my house. I was curled up in bed reading a book. Suddenly, I was covered in dogs and cat... The large pit bull that my neighbors are all wary of, the 6-year-old terrier who has gone through 2 major hurricanes like they were nothing, and the disdainful cat who can take all three of us out ( Read more... )

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...As always, yeah- Kelleigh is a re-re ( Read more... )

So.... the dogs wake me up (as usual) and I scramble around for clothes to throw on, to take them out to poop (as usual). It is mayhem if I go to pee first. According to the morning ritual, we would then come back in and race to the kitchen, where I would sneak in my morning necessities while the dogs clamor about trying to beat each other to the ( Read more... )

So like... There's banging.
This horrible, wall-shaking, sustained banging right overhead started at 8:30 this morning. That's two hours after I went to sleep., to you and me. Every time it stopped for two seconds I nodded back off; only to be re-awoken not a minute later.
Finally, at 10:30, I wrenched myself out of bed, and went looking for the LL ( Read more... )

...Sure I'll have that leftover $200 for you by Monday, no problem!


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kali_ma is teh awesome for taking these (while laughing at me yeah, but still); Floyd, Doggie, and me, all decked out for the first pre-season game!
Yeah, that's how we roll in this house! GEAUX SAINTS!

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So I wrote this whole big thing on FaceBook, because a bunch of my friends were whining at me for not having done so. Well excuse me for loving my Elljay! Hmmph. But even then, I gave it the Cliff's Notes version, like that Yuletide mass-mailer in which you don't want to get too graphic. But since my LJ is more like the actual holiday dinner table ( Read more... )

• Step One: Decide that you want to do something about all the clutter in the kitchen.
• Step Two: Decide what you want to do about all the clutter in the kitchen.
• Step Three: Spend 2-3 more days bypassing all the clutter in the kitchen, vaguely wondering why all the clutter is not putting itself away, what with you going through all the trouble of ( Read more... )

I just tried to spring up, to peer through the window and see what my insane landlord was doing outside my bedroom window... I crushed my third and fourth toes against the pointy corner of a box of store-brand honey-nut cheerios, tripped over a dog pillow, and banged my knee on my box fan.
Why am I awake?