I have completely gamified my solo butt time now, breaking up the OCD aspect, randomness, I'm no longer in control,

when people imagine how things could be different, they almost always imagine how things could be better

hmmm ... not me, LOL, Year of the Bear!

The phenomenon appears to be incredibly robust. It doesn't depend on the wording of the question, what we ask about, the kind of people we ask, or the language we ask the question in. We think it might ( Read more... )

The new lawn care dude is ON HIS WAY NOW, but I'm playing with butt toys ( Read more... )

but I'm back playing with more toys more toys, on a Friday day off, more toys ( Read more... )

Just a few hours, guys, I'll be back in the game in time for when doors open at 5:30pm, for the concert,

Also, new rule, whenever I'm in the hotel room, my butt is plugged,

this should be my life from now on, heh, at the house, whenever I'm at the house, my butt should be plugged, how was that not a rule,

the guy who taught me, first taught me, how to enjoy my butt,

he was otherwise a horrible human being, I decided,

but all these years later, he -- he's the one who taught me how to enjoy my butt,

who else would've taught me?

I've invented a new kinky game for myself, and Sir Ben approves, am doing a practice run tonight, but tomorrow will begin keeping track,

This work week became so fucking busy! I woke at 3am this morning, suddenly realizing that I had yet one more deadline today that I'd forgotten about, shit. Plus refinancing the mortgage, lots of emails with the credit union and conversations with T about that today, and getting my car serviced yesterday. But I still wrapped everything up by 3pm ( Read more... )

I accidentally picked the third-up butt toy instead of the second-up, and after I inserted, I could feel my pulse in my rectum and something felt WRONG ... LOL ( Read more... )

yeah,

so instead of destroying the universe, I'm downing a shot of tequila, but slowly, in sipping parts (because GERD), while impaling my ass upon my largest and most granular butt toy, while rewatching Picard,

and inhaling poppers,

I took my cage off, illegally, but it's OK, I'm in no danger of having an orgasm,

and I drew tomorrow's card early, ( Read more... )