Mm. Okay. These are like, one total angst and one total crack. No, I can't do the thing in between.

Title: Absolution
Rating: PG13 I guess
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Words: 1012
Summary: “Bless me, for I have sinned,” he mouths, his voice barely a whisper, as he mirrors Castiel’s position and kneels in front of him, “it’s been… I’ve never confessed ( Read more... )

Title: Deliver Me From Bypass Mode
Rating: PG-13, but there's... uuuhm, a glimpse of cybersex?
Characters: Desmond, Charlie/Desmond, Jack/Sawyer/Sayid, everyone else probably
Words: 3322, but most of it is dialogue/chatting.
Summary: It's Desmond's turn to be sucked into the survivors' chatroom of doom. Ghosts show up and cybersex happens.
Spoilers ( Read more... )

Well, I needed a break from the Hohoho assignment and I didn't want to lose the inspiration for this one when it hit me.

Title: The Essential Rescue Mission
Characters/Pairing: the blue shirt, Boone, Charlie, Tom with a Desmond and Sayid appearance
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If this happens on the show I'll pay a dinner for all of my friendslist. Of ( Read more... )

Title: Inside, I Was Screaming (or how Benjamin Linus watched Titanic)
Rating: PG13 because Ben is more of a pervert than I'd have thought
Characters: Ben, Alex, some Richard
Word counting: 4200
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine and Titanic is James Cameron's. Surely not mine, I'd be way richer.
Spoilers: As long as you know that Richard doesn't age and ( Read more... )

So, elliotsmelliot said I should choose one and I went with, well, the start of the crack blue shirt business. Which, I warn, is as cracked as the fic and probably shows that in regards to Desmond, his clothing and his lack of clothing my brain gets kind of perverted. My commentary is in bold

( on Charlie freaking out, Locke's underwear all over again and the blue shirt showing all of her mighty power. )

Title: Networking
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Charlie, Charlie/surprise person, mostly everyone else, Jack/Sawyer and occasional Jack/Sawyer/Sayid implied
Words: 2755, but most of it is dialogue/chatting.
Summary: Claire invites Charlie to a chatroom with the rest of the survivors.
Spoilers: goes AU from One of Us.
Disclaimer: Lost is not mine. ( Read more... )

Well, I said I was going to do it and I did it.

Title: Craphole Island’s Very First Open Shirt Seminar
Characters/Pairing: Desmond/Sayid, Jack/Sawyer, Sun/Jin, Charlie/Claire, Juliet/Kate and maybe someone else that I don't remember.
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: If Lost was mine, it'd be like this. Clearly it isn't.
Word count: around 4800
Spoilers: Up to ( Read more... )

And it has spread, damn it. I hope to get to the actual trial at next part. I wanted this out sooner but Des and Sayid stole my brain and the crack muse went on vacation until she heard the word haggis.

Title: The Ben Linus Trial 2/?
Characters: All the survivors, the freighters, Ben and Atticus Finch, for now.
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: If Lost was ( Read more... )

So, this is my crack epic fic. And since it grew beyond my predictions and I don't know still how long it's going to get, I decided to go ahead and post the first part. I think/hope it'll take another two parts to finish it, if it doesn't spread again.

Title: The Ben Linus Trial 1/?
Characters: All the survivors, the freighters, Ben and for now a ( Read more... )

Title: The Halls of Craphole Heaven
Rating: PG-13 to be overly sure
Characters: Charlie, Boone, Shannon, most of the dead people and a Tom special appearance
Summary: Charlie wakes up in Craphole Heaven. Chaos happens, Tom appears and the boss is very pretty. Crack, huh.
Spoilers: 'Further Instructions' and 'The Beginning of the End'
Disclaimer: ( Read more... )