fic, Lost: Deliver Me From Bypass Mode (Charlie/Desmond, Jack/Sawyer/Sayid, higher than PG13)

[janie_tangerine]

Title: Deliver Me From Bypass Mode
Rating: PG-13, but there's... uuuhm, a glimpse of cybersex?
Characters: Desmond, Charlie/Desmond, Jack/Sawyer/Sayid, everyone else probably
Words: 3322, but most of it is dialogue/chatting.
Summary: It's Desmond's turn to be sucked into the survivors' chatroom of doom. Ghosts show up and cybersex happens.
Spoilers

Comments

[jaydblu]

God, I seriously love you and your crack!fic. I just went back and read the first one, and I was laughing. The idea of Jack, Sawyer and Sayid of all people having cybersex is just beyond comprehension funny. I love the screen names for everyone too, especially aljazeera and carriethemuffinwoman. Sayid writing just like he talks is fabulous. I was seriously cracking up because Boone is still using the internet in the afterlife, and Locke found the net in one of the hatches. How do you come up with this shit? It's priceless.

[janie_tangerine]

LOL, I don't know how do I come up with it. I just... uhm, I guess my brain is tuned to come up with fun stuff. ;) Seriously, thanks so much, I'm really glad you got a laugh out of this one. And also that the screen names worked, that was the thing I had most fun coming up with last time. Sayid of course writes like he talks! ;) ;) And of course Boone can't not stay in contact and the island has wi-fi in some hatch. Thanks so much again!

[haldoor]

Hee! This is an excellent carry-on from your last one!

Just a couple of tiny things, I hope you don't mind me pointing out - Desmond wandered around for a bit before seeing that it came from the laptop, which lied menacingly and at the same time innocently closed on the table of the room where Charlie usually retired in order to practice the great art of song writing. that 'lied' would be 'lay' in this instance as 'lied in that context would be about telling lies. And - braveheart, she wants to know what happens when you and the midget close the light in your room. In most English-speaking places, we 'turn off' the light rather than 'close' it.

You really do have these guys captured though, and of course your user names are wonderful! Just like you! (oh, and that Jack/Boone crush comes through all too clearly to some of us! HA! Love it!);-)

[janie_tangerine]

I always don't mind when you point out. ;) *goes to correct* ouch, thanks. How the hell did I miss the lie thing... *headdesk*

And thanks so much, glad you liked this one, too! The crush of doom has to be carried through. Indeed. ;) ;) ♥

[elliotsmelliot]

This is hilarious. Poor Desmond, always the straight man. Not only does the computer freak him out, but whoa, that conversation! I also liked how formal Sayid was no matter what he was doing in the other chat room. Poor Claire - she needs to get out more. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. And then Boone, and his ghostly book club, blue shirt tally and Jack!crush. Continue this one anytime! !

[janie_tangerine]

Poor Desmond indeed, now I've started being cruel to him, too. ;) I don't know how he managed not to pull the plug!

Sayid is always formal. Oh well, at least he's way more fun when he always is. ;) Claire definitely needs to get out more. Ghost!Boone is always my favorite thing ever, especially when he has wi-fi. Next time I'll have Ana trying to steal the computer? ;) Thanks, glad you liked it!

[janie_tangerine]

Oh God, you flatter me way too much. You know I love you, don't you? ♥ ♥ ♥ And seriously, sorry for the time it took. I started it back in August and then never managed to finish until now. I should seriously give myself another kick. ;)

And I'm so, so glad you liked this as much as the other! I was worrying I was going to repeat myself. ;) And yeah, yesterday LJ was totally being stupid. *kicks it, too*

I'll happily go to Craphole Heaven if it meant that I got to stick around and spy on all the Losties. Also, well, there's a lot of prettiness in that heaven! If you've gotta go to the afterlife, I figure that's not a bad place to go. ;)LOL, it'll be me, too! Also, hey, being a dead internet addict with you and Boone sounds like the perfect afterlife or at least a pretty fucking awesome one

[janie_tangerine]

Haaa, thanks so much! *takes the internet*

Hey, it doesn't have to be useful, this is definitely more than enough. Writing crack is totally my pleasure. ;)

[janie_tangerine]

♥ aw, thank you so much! You totally flatter me. Glad you liked that other one, too! And Des/Charlie does indeed make people happy. It makes me, indeed, at least. ♥