Fic, Lost: The Ben Linus Trial 2/? (Ensemble, Pg13)

[janie_tangerine]

And it has spread, damn it. I hope to get to the actual trial at next part. I wanted this out sooner but Des and Sayid stole my brain and the crack muse went on vacation until she heard the word haggis.

Title: The Ben Linus Trial 2/?
Characters: All the survivors, the freighters, Ben and Atticus Finch, for now.
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: If Lost was

Comments

[elliotsmelliot]

Oh, the silliness continues...

I think every fic should have an extremely elaborate haggis subplot. Only Sayid and Desmond could make that scene pretty. But I think my favourite part was Jin and his love of Western movies! That seemed so him. And Danielle thinking the barracks were on fire, perfect.

“Crap. Last thing I wanted, would be watchin’ Desmond makin’ his bed. Oh well.”

Raises hand. I'll do it. Of course Ben would have a shower cam.

“Which would be?”, asked Claire, who had still not said anything.

I don't know if this was suppose to be intentionally funny but it was. It was nice of you to allow Claire a few more lines.

Other highlights:
-Atticus saying "awesome"!
-The UN declaration of human rights! I know that inside out, or more the children's one. I could so be Sawyer's assistant!
-Is good ol' RF Ben's lawyer?

You've sent me to bed with a belly of giggles. I can't wait until the trial starts!

[janie_tangerine]

Shouldn't it? I was afraid it was going to be gruesome but the idea of Desmond going all patriotic and cooking haggis was too amusing to let it go.. and when you have a professional chef you've got to use it! ;)

As soon as Sawyer is done, we can set up the revival Dharma party!

The references to Claire saying something are definitely intentional ;) glad that Western lover Jin worked! The fire signals thing came along even if I hadn't planned it and he looks like one who would appreciate that kind of movie, so..

-The UN declaration of human rights! I know that inside out, or more the children's one. I could so be Sawyer's assistant!

Place is yours! And old Ben's got two friends. One is good old RF who is the main, but he also has an assistant which should create lots of confusion and you actually suggested me what firm he could work for ;) glad you liked the new installment of the madness! I really hope to get to the juicy things soon..

[falafel_fiction]

Hehe! This is all so hilarious. Desmond + Sayid + Haggis = my new OT3! Still I can't wait for the trial and the reveal of Bens lawyer (who?! Jacob? Abbandon? I've no idea...)

[janie_tangerine]

Those two are what haggis needs to suddenly become a compelling food, aren't they? Seriously, the idea of eating it makes me squirm in not-delight but if they cooked it I'd sure give it a try.... ;) Jacob will be there but he's a witness. The lawyer.... is a much less sensed option ;) thank you, glad you're enjoying this!

[6degreesoflea]

Oh my Gods, this is cracktacular. XD

-Atticus saying words like "awesome", "cool" and "damn".
-An insane amount of time spent on discussing Haggis, and making Haggis.
-Sayid being all for the Haggis.
-Charlotte asking where the Hell they landed.
-Des singing in the shower.
-Jin said "like" and has a crazy affinity for Indians/Westerns, and Sun telling people about it.

[janie_tangerine]

Thank you! Don't give up on me, I'll have a third part up when I finish watching some stuff that I absolutely need in order to go on ;)

Heee, glad you liked my Atticus! I love Atticus. Really, I do. And I'd eat haggis only if they cooked it lol, I just hope no one from Scotland comes to kill me because I totally butchered the recipe. Jin is totally a western fan. He is!!