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For those of you looking for the "Spirited Away" fic:
Let’s be serious for a moment.
No, really.
As a lover of badfic I am a regular reader of Topless Robot’s Fan Fiction Friday, and as such I respect Rob Bricken both as a sporker and a person. Seeing this week’s entry for FFF only cemented that. And, if you’re reading this, I’m sorry Rob. I’m sorry you were subjected to that, I’m sorry I subjected ( Read more... ) -
Turn of Events - spork the second
In our last chapter, we had crazy ex duhuhuhu-rama!!! Could it get stupider? You bet your boots!
( Usagi turned to Mamoru with a look of disgust, anguish, and many more emotions that just clashed with each other ) -
Some lite Cthulhurotica
So, inspired by the thorny hand of satan this excellent piece of work I just found, I’ve decided to try my hand at writing Cthulhurotica in order to get rid of my writer’s block.
Attempt #1:
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I aten't dead...
Well, crap, I didn't mean to be away so long my little journal.
What's happened: Well, RL crap, computer decided to have its annual crashies, that sort of thing.
Sorry to my friendslist, haven't been ignoring you personally, I've been ignoring LJ.
What will happen: I've decided to focus more on my fannish stuf'njunk in the coming weeks. Not that I'm ( Read more... ) -
Sporktastic stuff!!!
So, I‘m sure if you’re actually reading this, you were aware my last sporking didn’t go all too well(my memory’s a little hazy, but I’m pretty sure the entire earth exploded.) So I thought I’d try again with something marginally less offensive to the senses but just as ball-draggingly stupid. I bring you the salty sequel to Artemis’s Lover!
( cut for cat-on-childhood rape and a black hole of fail ) -
Illumnaughty's guide to interwebz racism!
So this is my guide on how to make a racist comment and live. It is not “how to not make a racist comment,” because apparently that’s pretty hard.
( My learnings, let me show you them! ) -
Letters from a total See-you-next-Tuesday
So I recently received a review on one of my older Reanimator stories on the pit. I wonder if you can guess who it’s from:
I had to check this one out because I actually got published for writing
Lovecraftian Horror. I really think this site needs to take The Re-Animator
down because it steps on the toes who bust their ** in writing this style of
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Turn of Events - Spork the First
So backstory: I found this on AFFdotnet when scrounging through Sailor Moon’s relatively slim pickin’s. I was actually surprised to find this, as it has precious little sex and is about as “adult” as 90% of the shit on FFdotnet. But it gave me a few chuckles, and I figured you’d enjoy it, too.
Here it is, the first of nine chapters: A Turn of Events ( Read more... ) -
Posting with intent to spork
Okay guys, I figured I’d try something new later today, and I decided to post some guidelines. After reading way way way too much topless robot, I decided to try my hand at sporking horrible, soul destroying fiction. Here’s what you’ll see:
1. Profanity. I likes to swear.
2. Critical judgment. Some writers are better than others. This is ( Read more... ) -
Five reasons Mike Patton kicks ass/might be the devil
5. Speaks fluent Italian
4. Didn’t touch a drop of alcohol until he was twenty and still managed to create some of the most warped and twisted songs I’ve ever heard
3. Snappy dresser and all around dapper man
2. Did voices for theDarkness with no postproduction help at all.
1. Did a guest voice on Dethklock.( C’mon, that has to be worth something!)