In our last chapter, we had crazy ex duhuhuhu-rama!!! Could it get stupider? You bet your boots!
( Usagi turned to Mamoru with a look of disgust, anguish, and many more emotions that just clashed with each other )

So, I‘m sure if you’re actually reading this, you were aware my last sporking didn’t go all too well(my memory’s a little hazy, but I’m pretty sure the entire earth exploded.) So I thought I’d try again with something marginally less offensive to the senses but just as ball-draggingly stupid. I bring you the salty sequel to Artemis’s Lover!

( cut for cat-on-childhood rape and a black hole of fail )

So backstory: I found this on AFFdotnet when scrounging through Sailor Moon’s relatively slim pickin’s. I was actually surprised to find this, as it has precious little sex and is about as “adult” as 90% of the shit on FFdotnet. But it gave me a few chuckles, and I figured you’d enjoy it, too.

Here it is, the first of nine chapters: A Turn of Events ( Read more... )