Five reasons Mike Patton kicks ass/might be the devil
5. Speaks fluent Italian
4. Didn’t touch a drop of alcohol until he was twenty and still managed to create some of the most warped and twisted songs I’ve ever heard
3. Snappy dresser and all around dapper man
2. Did voices for theDarkness with no postproduction help at all.
1. Did a guest voice on Dethklock.( C’mon, that has to be worth something!)