Four to go . . .
Six of us have been on the list now all three times.  Kanna Denmouth . . . Bonnie Vargas . . . Luke Loew . . . Tiffany Kirkland . . . Sideswipe Vette.  And Mimi Hoenheim.

I don't understand why I've been targeted . .  . Someone's already tried to kill me a few times.  I guess I don't even know whether or not I'm really innocent.  ( Read more... )

Like, me?  Murder?  Gosh, this is so totally exciting!  It's like some sort of mystery novel come to life.  I like, wonder who the real culprit is?  I can like, totally assure all of you that I have an airtight alibi.  I was totally asleep in bed all of last night and like, no one can prove otherwise.  Know like, what I think?  The real murderer's ( Read more... )

[Mimi has been in a remarkably good mood lately -- She hums or sings almost every moment she gets, she practically skips as she goes to work every morning . . . Even that riot a few days back and the Police Chief's broadcast could hardly shake her good spirits.  On the streets, people might recognize a certain tune if they hail from Earth.]

Ding ( Read more... )

Mimi is walking down the street, two knives in hand, her face smeared with blood, and a few fingers of her left hand nearly severed.  She is singing about bridges falling down.  Her progression into madness was fairly swift, beginning from hallucinations of her sister and culminating with an attack on Matt Engarde in the belief that killing him ( Read more... )

Hey!

I've totally got a question. How does like, this magic stuff work, and can I like, totally learn it? It can't be like, that hard to like, wave a wand around and make things happen right? You guys like, totally make my job obsolete. Here, I've got like, a wooden broom and everything, so I'm halfway to being a witch already, right?

[ ( Read more... )

[The phone is knocked off the hook by a box flying across a room.]

Ahahahahaha! Hehehehe . . . Hahahaha!

W-What . . . ahaha . . . What the heck is this?! Ha . . . It's a joke, right? L-Like, a really stupid and tasteless joke. B-B-Bet they thought it was, he-he-hilarious! W-Who the hell marks a package like that?! It's . . . hahahaha Ini's ( Read more... )

((Backdated to after this thread and before this one. Slightly incoherent. =X))

[private, Van or Kanji may notice]
[After Mimi has cleaned everything until it's spotless, she stumbles towards the living room and collapses into the couch. She lays there motionlessly, too drained to do anything more. After a few moments, though, a few tears begin to ( Read more... )

Um.

So like, does everyone know that word that means like, you were expecting something dramatic and incredible to happen, but like, something stupid and dumb does, instead?  And I don't mean 'sucky' or 'totally awful'; it has to do with like, the climate or something.  Yeah.  So that was this Halloween.  I like, even took the trouble to dress up in ( Read more... )

So like, everyone!  I have the most exciting news!

I, Ini Miney, am a certified nurse.  Starting now.  Like, omigod, it was a surprise to me, too!  I'm like, so happy the establishment thinks so highly of me and I like, promise to be the best nurse I can possibly be!  So like, in that spirit, I need someone to like, tell me where I can buy one of ( Read more... )

So I, like, hid in the basement when like, that Korean death plague was going around and I think I, like, fell asleep.  It was like, a really good nap, but I think it might've been on the long side since I guess, like, two weeks have passed.  It's like, totally hard to keep track of time when you're in the dark all the time and sleeping, but I ( Read more... )