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if_she_hollers

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Oct 25, 2009 20:06

So like, everyone! I have the most exciting news!

I, Ini Miney, am a certified nurse. Starting now. Like, omigod, it was a surprise to me, too! I'm like, so happy the establishment thinks so highly of me and I like, promise to be the best nurse I can possibly be! So like, in that spirit, I need someone to like, tell me where I can buy one of ( Read more... )

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xerxesalchemist October 26 2009, 00:26:02 UTC

I have a job too. At the library.

if_she_hollers October 26 2009, 00:29:15 UTC

. . . Like, wow. The husband should be doing like, more important stuff than the wife, shouldn't he?

xerxesalchemist October 26 2009, 00:40:42 UTC

You must know more than I do.

if_she_hollers October 26 2009, 00:46:39 UTC

That's like, OK. You can look up all sorts of neat stuff in the library! Like, go read up on vampires.

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bustydefense October 26 2009, 16:24:58 UTC

I'm sure your supervisors will be able to tell you what to wear to work.

if_she_hollers October 27 2009, 00:25:17 UTC

I'm like, sure they will, but it like, won't do at all if I don't have the right uniform. You have to like, look super dignified if you're gonna be a nurse. And super cute <3

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You see? My life's coming back together here. Doing fine without you. Scram.

bustydefense October 27 2009, 02:17:05 UTC

Ah, of course. But we wouldn't want you to be fired, now would we.

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What kind of neighbor would I be if I did that.

if_she_hollers October 27 2009, 02:30:53 UTC

No way! They like, can't fire me. No one's ever been fired. It's more like, a forced sentence than work, you know?

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Definitely the good kind. Like the kind that doesn't play rock music at 4 in the morning. Or the kind that doesn't let their dog crap on my lawn. Or the kind that scrams when I say scram.

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let's pretend this is on time shall we be_on_your October 27 2009, 02:02:59 UTC

[opening the door, while leaning against the frame and smiling]

Yo, dude.

it's ok i was late too if_she_hollers October 27 2009, 02:34:34 UTC

Like, surprise!

[Mimi shoves a casserole of some sort into Engarde's hands and just stands there for a few moments, looking stupid.]

Wow. So you're like, even more dreamy in person. . . . I mean taller. They're always taller on . . . Um. Like, never mind.

be_on_your October 27 2009, 02:40:11 UTC

Whoa, dude, this looks delish! Dollie's cooking isn't much to talk about but you are like, whoa, totes better. You want to come in, dude?

if_she_hollers October 27 2009, 03:00:24 UTC

. . . . . . Huh? K.

Dammit, I don't care if he's a psychopath, I'm coming out of this with a date with a movie star.

[Ini skips into the kitchen, turning backwards at one point to smile at Engarde and proceeding to smash her elbow into the counter.]

Oh, fuc -- I mean like, owie ow ow! . . . Ah-hem. So like, where's the rest of the family, Mr. Engarde?

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