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★ 『nineteen』
One of the benefits of the City are all the stories I'll have to tell once I return home. For instance, I was chased by my own underwear last Friday. How many people can attest to experiencing that? I swear, it felt like I was in some corny, C horror movie remake of The Crow, except each bird was replaced by white jockey briefs.
That will probably ( Read more... ) -
★ 『eighteen』 | accidental voice post
You told me that I wouldn't have to go now. You fucking TOLD ME I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO. I've done everything you said, risking my life for this whole Reaper crap and now you- Please. Not now, just give me some time. A decade or two, a few years, just not now. I've been doing a good job, haven't I? Every file completed with 100% success.
[ there's a ( Read more... ) -
★ 『seventeen』
I'm going to take a good guess and say that I was cursed yesterday. Why else am I holding on to a half-finished bottle of Vodka with a prostitute in my bed. Why the hell is there a prostitute in my bed?! I'm not that desperate! There's also a nice suit tossed on the floor with several thousand in hundred dollar bills in the pockets. And I don't ( Read more... ) -
★ 『sixteen』
What an exciting place we've got here. Faces from all over the multiverse, a bustling City full of invigorating, interesting souls all tucked away in a City where you can just hide away from reality. Brilliant, isn't it ( Read more... ) -
★ 『fifteen』
Now that everyone knows my Father sold my soul to the devil, I guess there's no point in trying to come off as a perfectly normal loser. Instead, I'll just be a freakish loser. Whatever, I don't even care anymore.
Right now, I want to sink myself in a tub of ice and not come out until winter because it's fucking hot. Can't the deities turn off the ( Read more... ) -
★ 『fourteen』
[private to self | viewable thanks to curse]
He may try to convince me otherwise, but I can't hate Dad. Even if he did sell my soul to the Devil, it wasn't like it was for a stupid reason. I mean, he was dying and as much as I complain, I can't fault him for wanting to live. I would have wanted him to live.I probably would have offered my soul on ( Read more... ) -
★ 『thirteen』
Do you think someone could ever beat the devil at his own game? For instance, say that he owns your soul, but you manage to trick him out of owning it?
...As you can tell, I'm bored out of my mind and have too much time on my hands to think of stupid questions. The next question will probably be: Who passes more gas? Women or Men. -
★ 『twelve』
...Seems like I've lost my billiards and drinking partner.
I'll admit it. I'm going to miss you, Crowley -
★ 『eleven』
If we are in a City where people are turned into the opposite sex and wild animals, and where conservative individuals suddenly become serious sexual deviants, shouldn't a magical meteor shower equal magical wishing stars? You know, if the words of Jiminy Cricket, if you wish upon a star ( Read more... ) -
★ 『ten』
Life is pretty good. Almost too good considering my track record. There's a pack of beer in the fridge, a Medium Peperoni, Sausage, Pepper, Extra Cheese, Mushroom, Pineapple Pizza on its way to the apartment, and on top of that - I've gone nearly a month without being effected by a curse, which includes that...weird, fetish curse yesterday. I swear ( Read more... )