★ 『ten』

[idkmybffsatan]

Life is pretty good. Almost too good considering my track record. There's a pack of beer in the fridge, a Medium Peperoni, Sausage, Pepper, Extra Cheese, Mushroom, Pineapple Pizza on its way to the apartment, and on top of that - I've gone nearly a month without being effected by a curse, which includes that...weird, fetish curse yesterday. I swear

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[malleableworld]

...pineapple?

[idkmybffsatan]

...Never had pineapple on your pizza?

[malleableworld]

Well, no.

Because if I do I'll die.

[idkmybffsatan]

I said Pineapple not Deathapple.

[theotokos]

I'm never going to get over anyone's obsession with pizza.

[idkmybffsatan]

Imagine an intense explosion of flavor in your mouth. Even better than Meatbread.

[theotokos]

No, thank you.

[idkmybffsatan]

Pffft, you have no taste.

...And I've seen you before. You were there when I told everyone on accident that my Dad-

Waaaait, she might not remember.

[tofuinthesky]

Now you're going to get curse. That's what I said and the next day I was cursed.

[idkmybffsatan]

Yeah, I'm bracing myself. Because my luck usually doesn't run this well.

[lovingmybamfgun]

You know you pretty much just jinxed yourself, right?

[idkmybffsatan]

Yeah, I know.

...Or I might be especially lucky.

[lovingmybamfgun]

You mean that lucky you will never get cursed again?

[libersacratus]

...There's a lot of hate for you right now. A lot.

[idkmybffsatan]

What for? I didn't do anything! I don't even know you.

[libersacratus]

Pizza? Beer? Yeah. Lots of hate.

[idkmybffsatan]

There's something called a store. You can go out a purchase a 6-pack, even a microwave pizza if you don't want to get delivery.