★ 『seventeen』

[idkmybffsatan]

I'm going to take a good guess and say that I was cursed yesterday. Why else am I holding on to a half-finished bottle of Vodka with a prostitute in my bed. Why the hell is there a prostitute in my bed?! I'm not that desperate! There's also a nice suit tossed on the floor with several thousand in hundred dollar bills in the pockets. And I don't

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[miss_waldorf]

Bagels, with cream cheese.

[idkmybffsatan]

Wait.

What?

[miss_waldorf]

The ultimate cure to a hangover.

[idkmybffsatan]

But they're just bagels! How can they stop a headache?

[cassandran]

Oh wow. You're rich!

[idkmybffsatan]

...These are not usual circumstances. I'm usually teetering on the age of being broke.

[cal_sitter]

Try consulting your most recent network posting.

[idkmybffsatan]

Do I dare?

[cal_sitter]

It may be more expedient.

[idkmybffsatan]

...Let me think about this.