★ 『sixteen』
What an exciting place we've got here. Faces from all over the multiverse, a bustling City full of invigorating, interesting souls all tucked away in a City where you can just hide away from reality. Brilliant, isn't it?
...But you know what, I may have been lying to you. In fact, that whole spiel was lie.
If I'm going to play honest here, I have to say that all of you positively bore me. A bunch of idiots milling around complaining and whining and rambling on about all the petty, little problems in your life. Oh, I'm cursed! Oh, I've been turned into a little kid! Oh, I'm a woman! This isn't a vacation, this is a complete drag! I'm serious.
Yawn. I think I should have chosen the Hawaii present. The beach, a Pina Colada, and a bunch of pretty girls. What else could a guy ask for? But I guess I couldn't really do the girl thing, since a Senator has to keep his image up. Not that I'm worrying. I've certainly have them hooked on my charisma - learned from the best you know.
But since it seems I'm stuck here for the meanwhile. Anyone want to play cards or billiards? Maybe some cock fighting, bird or human? We could cast some bets and have some real fun.
Come on, any takers?
[ooc: Cursed with Road Not Taken. Have an Evil!Sam, proud son of Satan.]
...But you know what, I may have been lying to you. In fact, that whole spiel was lie.
If I'm going to play honest here, I have to say that all of you positively bore me. A bunch of idiots milling around complaining and whining and rambling on about all the petty, little problems in your life. Oh, I'm cursed! Oh, I've been turned into a little kid! Oh, I'm a woman! This isn't a vacation, this is a complete drag! I'm serious.
Yawn. I think I should have chosen the Hawaii present. The beach, a Pina Colada, and a bunch of pretty girls. What else could a guy ask for? But I guess I couldn't really do the girl thing, since a Senator has to keep his image up. Not that I'm worrying. I've certainly have them hooked on my charisma - learned from the best you know.
But since it seems I'm stuck here for the meanwhile. Anyone want to play cards or billiards? Maybe some cock fighting, bird or human? We could cast some bets and have some real fun.
Come on, any takers?
[ooc: Cursed with Road Not Taken. Have an Evil!Sam, proud son of Satan.]