Hello, friends. Again, I apologize... for my inconsistent posting. It has been... a hectic several months. Julius is... maturing nicely. I have tought him... a number of tricks... such as sitting, lying down... and fetching. I take... great pleasure in our walks... in the early hours. It is a moment... of clarity and solitude... in a frantic ( Read more... )

Hello friends... I apologize for my... extended absence. However, I have been... very busy... both with various... cinematic endeavors... and with my recently... aquired Irish Setter... whom I have named Julius. He is... very energetic, and I find it... wearisome at times. However, it is... rewarding and I do enjoy... the companionship. ( Read more... )

This afternoon... has been exceedingly hot and bothersome. I do not... appreciate the weather with its... relentless onslaught... of heat. This morning... I went for a brief constitutional... and found myself... starting blithely at the dog park... near my apartment building. I looked at the fuzzy companions... wistfully. I began to think... about ( Read more... )

I apologize profusely... for my absence... in recent weeks. It would seem... that my recent payment... to the power company... vanished into the abyss... of the United States Postal Service. I was forced... to battle my way... through the strange and complex world... of the customer service hotline. Then, just as I emerged... triumphant... from ( Read more... )

My new film... Gigli... is preparing for nationwide release... this upcoming Friday. I highly reccommend... that you see this film... seeing as I, Christopher Walken, will be acting... in yet another mafia-oriented... opus. I will tell you, my devoted followers, that it is not on par... with some of the other... gangster films (such as... The ( Read more... )

Yesterday was... momentous for me, as I learned that there are, in fact, internet-based... message boards... dedicated to myself. Such a strange place... this "world wide web" is. I have only... just recently procured... this computing device. I am still... in the process of learning how it is... one goes about operating it. Obviously... I have ( Read more... )

Good morning, friends. I have... decided to maintain a hair-free... upper lip. I feel... that a moustache... would detract from a certain part... of my carefully cultivated image. I have also... made the decision... not to appear on Saturday Night Live at this time. The reason for this... is that I recently viewed a 'sketch', involving a young ( Read more... )

At present moment... I am waiting for a telephone call... from the producers... of a television program known... as Saturday Night Live. They... always call... when their rating start... to slip. I relish the... opportunity to work with comic geniuses... such as Lorne Michaels... and whoever else is in the cast... at this time. My own propensity ( Read more... )

I have as of late become... interested in various... artistic pursuits. I find it to be... quite fulfilling. I have attempted... a few crude self-portraits, but I have yet... to produce anything... that I feel comfortable displaying... to the general populace. I feel... that engaging in... such hobbies will prove to be... very helpful in ( Read more... )

I woke this morning... with many thoughts in my head. The main one, at present time... is more of a debate... than a thought. I am considering growing... a moustache. I am torn... between the smoothness of a... clean shaven upper lip... and the rugged manliness... that constitutes a hirsute one ( Read more... )