Jul 23, 2003 09:45
My new film... Gigli... is preparing for nationwide release... this upcoming Friday. I highly reccommend... that you see this film... seeing as I, Christopher Walken, will be acting... in yet another mafia-oriented... opus. I will tell you, my devoted followers, that it is not on par... with some of the other... gangster films (such as... The Godfather... and Scarface)... but it is a film... with many merits... nonetheless. I find myself... nostalgic for the late 1970's... when this type of cinematic excursion... was the usual fare... and executed with the appropriate seriousness... and style. However, current projects... revolving around the world of... organized crime... have been less than satisfactory... in living up to their predecessors.
The promotion trail is long... and somewhat trying... but I shall do my best... to keep a smile plastered... across my normally serious face... as I stand beside... Jennifer Lopez... and Ben Affleck... promoting this film. If only Al Pacino... were to accompany us... on our promotional ventures... credibility might be somewhat easier... to come by.
Thank you.
CW