In which I discuss impersonation

[i_am_walken]

Good morning, friends. I have... decided to maintain a hair-free... upper lip. I feel... that a moustache... would detract from a certain part... of my carefully cultivated image. I have also... made the decision... not to appear on Saturday Night Live at this time. The reason for this... is that I recently viewed a 'sketch', involving a young man... attempting to portray me, Christopher Walken. Although they say... that imitation is the sincerest... form of flattery... I was slightly upset. Had they but called... I would have been pleased... to present a mocking 'Christopher Walken's Celebrity Psychic Friends Network' advertisement... in person. However, the thing... that irks me most... was the poor quality... of the young man's impersonation. I sincerely hope... that should they again choose... to use my likeness in one of their comedy routines... that they will select a more... suitable actor.

Thank you.

CW