Hello... friends. I do hope that you have all... been faring well ( Read more... )

Hello... friends. It is difficult... to believe... that I have not updated this.. electronic vessel for my thoughts... since June of the year 2004. I cannot express to you... the guilt and sorrow I feel... in my heart for... having abandoned you... my dearest followers... for such a lengthy period of time. My life has... of late... been fairly ( Read more... )

It has been a... considerable amount of time... since I last updated this... electronic recordkeeping module. I recently... stumbled across a... new method of time-wasting... known as the... "meme". The following... is the first of these... "memes"... that amused me. Since it involves... you... my faithful admirers... I found it appropriate... to ( Read more... )

Hello... friends. It's been quite a... hectic few weeks. The press... constantly wants a piece... of whatever it is Christopher Walken (that being myself)... has to offer. The support... from my admirers is what... keeps me grounded. I remember... that I do this work... for them... and not for... myself ( Read more... )

Hello, friends. It is hard to believe... that it has been... over a month... since I last updated... this journal. The last four weeks... have passed... with astounding alacrity. As some of you may know... my latest film... 'Man on Fire'... is premiering in theaters tomorrow. I do hope, friends... that you will take the time... out of your busy ( Read more... )

Hello... my friends. I have... resigned myself... to the unfortunate fact... that I will not be able... to update this journal... as frequently as I might like. For this... I apologize. Life has been... relatively calm lately. Julius... is plump and happy... and he is learning... new and useful things... every day. We have solidified... our ( Read more... )

Good morning... my friends. As usual I have not been... entirely consistent... in my updating... of this internet-based vessel... for my thoughts. I apologize... if I have caused... strife or worry... in your lives. I assure you... that I am doing well. Julius has grown... by leaps and bounds. He is turning out... to be a fine dog... and he is ( Read more... )

Hello... my friends. I apologize... once more... for my recent online silence. I was recently struck... with the urge to... engage in a thorough cleaning... of my flat. I have spent several days... organizing overflowing filing cabinets... sorting through long... forgotten boxes... and generally tidying... not to mention vacuuming... and dusting ( Read more... )

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Hello friends. For those of you... who have not already viewed... this cinematic masterpiece... in which I did not appear... I highly recommend it. Despite the... unfortunate lack... of my astounding talent... it is a worthwhile film... nonetheless. I encourage you... to venture... to the nearest theater... and pay the required fee... to view ( Read more... )