May 02, 2004 18:40
Hello... friends. It's been quite a... hectic few weeks. The press... constantly wants a piece... of whatever it is Christopher Walken (that being myself)... has to offer. The support... from my admirers is what... keeps me grounded. I remember... that I do this work... for them... and not for... myself.
More than anything... celebrity... can become weighty without the... support of an adoring public. Their adoration... runs so deep... that a certain designer... of "hip" undergarments has been... manufacturing underpants... bearing my visage. I am... confused by this type of... accolade. However, I am not... appalled. As my dexterity... with this computing machine improves... I am continually intrigued by... the rigor of some ardent... followers of celebrity... such as myself. The internet... can only truly be described--
I apologize... dear followers... but the doorbell sounds... in the foyer.
Thank you.
-CW