In which I offer my commendations to Mr. Peter Jackson

[i_am_walken]

Hello friends. For those of you... who have not already viewed... this cinematic masterpiece... in which I did not appear... I highly recommend it. Despite the... unfortunate lack... of my astounding talent... it is a worthwhile film... nonetheless. I encourage you... to venture... to the nearest theater... and pay the required fee... to view this final installment... of the Lord of the Rings trilogy... based upon the books... by Mr. J.R.R. Tolkien.

On a different subject... Christmas was most... enjoyable. Julius and I awoke early... on Christmas morning... and after our circumnavigation... opened our gifts. Julius received... a beautiful deerstalker cap... a new leather collar embossed with his name... and a bovine-shaped plush toy... which squeaks when grasped in his jaws. Santa bestowed upon me... a leather-bound set of Plato's works... and a meerschaum pipe... reminiscent of that... utilized by Mr. Sherlock Holmes... in the novels by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Julius enjoyed his first Christmas. He is growing... very rapidly... with each passing day. He already seems... to be three times larger... than when I first made his acquaintance. In conclusion... our first holiday together... was most enjoyable.

Thank you.

CW