True to Ashley fashion, or Ashion, I am posting out of my lack of desire to do work. And also because I just got that stabby feeling you get in your stomach and chest, and I can't really talk to anyone about it because I don't want to bring anyone down. And also, honestly, because I'm a little embarrassed. It's amazing how something so miniscule ( Read more... )

My birthday was yesterday. My friend Amanda baked me a chocolate penis cake, and my friends Patricia and Linda got me The Elements of Style (the illustrated version!). It was great. My friends are so thoughtful- a bunch of people got me stuff for my birthday, and tons more wished me a happy birthday. I would say it was my favorite birthday to date ( Read more... )

First things first ( Read more... )

Too much going on to post anything meaningful. So let's get on with the crap ( Read more... )

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

-Robert Frost

Dear Karma ( Read more... )

While at Disney, I had a lot of time to reflect. I didn't use any of it, of course, but I somehow came to a few conclusions about why the recent debacle in my life was so difficult for me to deal with. It was the first time in my life I was confronted with a problem that had no "right" answer. All my options would hurt someone. I even asked someone ( Read more... )

I feel that it's been far too long since I've written a characteristic Ashleyrant, which is an LJ post with no point, purpose, or logic, filled with words I make up like "Ashleyrant." I'm sure you all feel the same way. So here we go ( Read more... )

Dear Karma,

Point taken.

-Ashley

When I grow up, I want to be Mia Michaels.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RlmsLfM1XyY&mode=related&search=

I wish she would stop breaking into my mind, stealing my thoughts, and expressing them so much more eloquently than I can.