Why do I waste my time on someone that doesn't even give a shit? I think I'm a sadist... or masochist... I always get those two mixed up...

And my doggy is sick which makes me sad cuz I worry about her. This is why I didn't want a dog. Now I have this horrible feeling inside my tummy.

In other news tho I got a much needed haircut.

She's almost here! AHH! I'm so excited! I feel very lame for being this excited about seeing my sister. Unfortunately she'll only be here for five days as opposed to a full week like usual but it's okay. And visiting her in New York became more feasible as well- my parents are looking towards sometime in May so all should be good ( Read more... )

I just want to say that I am excited for my sister coming home! December 23 can't get here fast enough... *sigh*...

I really do love weddings... okay, I just love wearing nice clothes and dancing to music whilst having free drinks. Good times. Damn it I want more occasions to dress up nice and dance and have free drinks. I just wish I knew how to properly dance. I mean I can waltz but when is a waltz ever gonna come up ( Read more... )

In four short hours my parents will leave for Hawaii for the whole week. We all know what that means ( Read more... )

I just realized that I have the same drunken smile as my sister... I just find it amusing, but I mean it does make sense since we are brother and sister... she's real, I swear! Fuck you guys. I never realized how much we kinda look alike. I wish my parents had different color eyes though so I could've gotten one of their eye colors and people would ( Read more... )

Happy Bastille Day! Woo ( Read more... )

"You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than the sex you are having with Ian... in my head ( Read more... )

First off, okay I know I'm not the smartest bulb in the box of lightbulbs and that I'm not the best looking crayon in the box (yes, I know my metaphors may be a little off but bear with me here) but I am way better than some asshole who is according to his friends "an alcoholic" and has a DUI, of course I don't own a car (pure laziness and ( Read more... )

Man, I was totally ready to just post this whole long spiel about how much couples make me sick to my stomach and I was about ready to bitch about how much I kinda miss holding hands and all of that other  lame and stupid shit... but then I read it over and realized that it was pretty pathetic and then I started laughing about how horribly I went ( Read more... )