Warning: Here Be a Drunken Rant!

[headinthewall]

First off, okay I know I'm not the smartest bulb in the box of lightbulbs and that I'm not the best looking crayon in the box (yes, I know my metaphors may be a little off but bear with me here) but I am way better than some asshole who is according to his friends "an alcoholic" and has a DUI, of course I don't own a car (pure laziness and

Comments

[kingofhearts134]

AMEN SIR! NO FUCKING DUIs!!!! But don't you worry my friend don't you fret one bit. Justice will be served from on high, whether it be an unplanned pregnancy, complete and utter humiliation in front of VIPs which results in a complete and utter destruction of their credibility and/or reputation, caught doing drugs and serving jail time, an STD which are not curable but only treatable if memory serves and even then the treatments are RIDICULOUSLY expensive, the list could go on but to not sound like the harbinger of doom those are the ones that are life ruining but not life threatening in my view. And if Justice shall not come for whatever reason in this life mark my words well, I will personally take responsiblity for Justice being served in the next life. Whatever it is that people call "soul" shall not rest until equivilant exchange is made and balance restored. You have my word! (And my bow! And my axe!)I will bleed to keep the stripes on that flag red just as I will bleed to keep my friends hearts filled with joy! >.

[headinthewall]

And I thought I was vindictive...

[unseenoyster]

I say fuck her! And the DUI douche bag.

[headinthewall]

If only it were that simple... why is it that we cant help or have any control over who we are attracted to? Or do we have any control whatsoever and Im just the weird one? Either way...