John Cusak is the New Bane of My Existence...

[headinthewall]

"You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than the sex you are having with Ian... in my head

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[unseenoyster]

tell the germs NO!! If you say it in a commanding enough voice perhaps they'll listen to you and pack their bags... or at least ease up enough that you're body can get the upper hand.