At Work: 
Girl: [Boy], what would it take for you to be with me?
Boy: So much plastic surgery.

Jeni out-posted me. I've been busy. Back soon.

-gf

Boy: Last lab of j-term today!! Wooo.
Girl: Ooooh nice. How did it go?
Boy: I spent most of the time trying to make my lab partner cry. 
Girl: Who was your lab partner?
Boy: [redacted]
Girl: Mean! She's so sweet! Why were you trying to make her cry?
Boy: She told me I was losing my hair. 
Girl: Haha. Well, I think you're aging very gracefully. 
Boy: ... I' ( Read more... )

( Pictures of us behaving badly )

Karaoke Night
Girl: We were supposed to sing Total Eclipse Of The Heart together!!
Boy: Ha! Yeah we were. 
Girl: You ditched out on us! You left me hanging!
Boy: Well, with any luck, next time it'll be from a rope. 
Girl: death stare

Holy crap Dave Foley is on Stargate. I didn't realize I was watching Stargate. I'm putting an end to this.

-gf

Girl: Everyone says you're mean but I've never seen you do anything mean. 
Boy: Everyone is right... and ugly. 
Girl: See, you say things like that but it's funny and sweet.
Boy: Shut up I'm not sweet!!
Girl: I just don't see it. 
Other Boy: Okay, [Girl], can you imagine [Boy] in his natural state?
Girl: Of course!
Other Boy: Well there you are. You just ( Read more... )

   For those of you keeping close track of my movements this summer, I did end up going to Eugene yesterday. It ended up being a good decision since it was one of my better days this summer. Sort of a nostalgia themed day. EEI, the after school program where I met Al and Drew closed due to a lack of enrollment which is tragic. The sad, empty ( Read more... )

   Every time I write something that might be offensive, I'm going to add the note "Freedom!" since today is a good day to justify being a dick with the first amendment. I began the day by getting up nice and early for the fabulous Flagstaff 4th of July parade. My parents told me to be ready by 9 and I was ready to go by 8:45 so imagine how ( Read more... )

Boy: I'm watching Just Friends and I think I want to make a drinking game where we drink every time the movie parallels the two of us.
Girl: Are you calling me fat?
Boy: I don't know. Are you calling me Amy Smart?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Sooo.... you're secretly in love with me?
Girl: No, I'm just fat.
Boy: Sad! No you're not!
Girl: Thanks.
Boy: Do you really ( Read more... )

My Role As A Protective Sibling:
Jon's Sister: What are you looking at?
Jon's Sister's Boyfriend: Your fine ass.
Jon: Uh...
Jon's Sister's Boyfriend: Hey, Jon, your sister has a fine ass. Don't you think she has a nice ass?
Jon's Sister: Babe!
Jon: I will kill you!!

later

Jon's Sister: Yeah, [Jon's Sister's Boyfriend] wooed me with milkshakes and curly ( Read more... )

I.
I'm storing some stuff at Ho's house for the summer and yesterday someone broke into her garage and stole a bunch of her dad's fishing stuff and one of my boxes. It was my kitchen box so I lost the following:

My Cuisinart
My good knife
My pering knife
3 cake pans
My blender
My martini glasses (7 of them since one was broken this year... still a ( Read more... )