Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold And I've Spent The Last Three Winters In Minnesota, Bitch!!
My Role As A Protective Sibling:
Jon's Sister: What are you looking at?
Jon's Sister's Boyfriend: Your fine ass.
Jon: Uh...
Jon's Sister's Boyfriend: Hey, Jon, your sister has a fine ass. Don't you think she has a nice ass?
Jon's Sister: Babe!
Jon: I will kill you!!
later
Jon's Sister: Yeah, [Jon's Sister's Boyfriend] wooed me with milkshakes and curly fries from Jack In The Box.
Jon: That's all it took?
Jon's Sister: Yep.
Jon: ... [Jon's Sister's Boyfriend], feel free to talk about my sister's ass all you want.
Hey, speaking of asses, Christine's cat is sitting on mine right now (I'm laying in bed typing before I go to sleep because I'm like a teenage sitcom that way). We had a talk, the cat and I, just a minute ago about how, if I let her stay in here, she needs to be a good kitty and sleep or at least sit quietly and let me sleep instead of doing her little kitty dances on my head in the middle of the night. She meowed and gave me a head-butt which I can only assume means she understood.
Is anyone else excited for The Beast With A Billion Backs? I think I left Bender's Big Score in Minnesota so I can't watch them together. That was poor planning on my part.
-gf